Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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The Invasion

if i ever work in a pie factory, i dont want to be operating the machine that makes the pies.
i dont want to decide what kind of pies to make. i dont want to sell pies.

theres NOThing for me to do in a pie factory.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

I'm not even gonna ask.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9834

who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies....

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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quote:

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Originally posted by melon:
if i ever work in a pie factory, i dont want to be operating the machine that makes the pies.
i dont want to decide what kind of pies to make. i dont want to sell pies.

theres NOThing for me to do in a pie factory.

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Blessed be the pies that bind. . . .

You could sing in a pie factory. Nobody's tried that, yet. Do not, however, attempt to shave the meringue pies. Amen.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 19634

Why you gotta stomp on my fun like that?

-m


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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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quote:

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Originally posted by Mordecai:
Why you gotta stomp on my fun like that?

-m

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Haha!

It may be wacky,
And it may seem wild,
But you should never, never, ever,
Try to shave yo' child.

~Mazeppa Pompazoidi/Coach Chuck, circa 1972~

Amen.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 19634

More no no no from you, don't shav the meringue, don't shave the kids, what the hell am I allowed to shave? wonderaz?

-m


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Registered: Jul 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Mordecai:
More no no no from you, don't shav the meringue, don't shave the kids, what the hell am I allowed to shave? wonderaz?

-m

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Brilliant suggestion, Mordecai! Since that jackass wonderaz is such a manly man's man, be sure and use a rusty razor. Secondly, for your own safety, dunk him in a vat of kerosene before you begin. Otherwise, you may find yourself with a ragin' case o' crotch crickets. Amen.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9131

the big penguins work in the pie factorys

and you know what they say...

"never trust a penguin wing apple filling on his lip." - them

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

Penguin, it's what's for dinner.

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Woof.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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Penguin tartar with Cheez Whiz chasers--hard to beat. Amen.

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Originally posted by RiZZ:
the big penguins work in the pie factorys

and you know what they say...

"never trust a penguin wing apple filling on his lip." - them

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Hahaha! Penguin pot pie with applesauce on the side. They said that's the ticket and they are never wrong. Amen.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18831

Tux: Leader of the Penguin Revolution.

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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26445

Do penguins count as poultry or as seafood?

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
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They count as seafood. I think. I hope. The one I ate last night didn't have a wishbone. I dunno. -shrugs-



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Registered: Apr 2001
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Tastes like chicken?

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