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Exclamation Vice President Chaney...

Interrupted my GODDAMN MARTHA STEWART to talk about his bad heart. Seems like he's going under some sort of surgery or testing, electrosomething.

More as it comes in.

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quote:
Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
Interrupted my GODDAMN MARTHA STEWART to talk about his bad heart. Seems like he's going under some sort of surgery or testing, electrosomething.

More as it comes in.



why in gods name are you watching martha stewart???

i dont even watch that crap.
any woman who spends that much time making shit, is obviously not taking care of her man!
scandelous!!!!!!


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then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
thats what its all ABOUT!

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
why in gods name are you watching martha stewart???

i dont even watch that crap.
any woman who spends that much time making shit, is obviously not taking care of her man!
scandelous!!!!!!





I've already told you woman! Those crafts and foods and shit she makes are so cool. They were doing a segment on cherries when they cut in. CHERRIES!

God damn...

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Great, fucking great...

The cherry segment is over.

FUCKING WONDERFUL!

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skape, it's OK to admit that you are a homersexual.

there's no shame in it! It's a cool lifestyle!

just admit it to yourself boy!

SING WITH ME!

Y.M.C.A.!



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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
I've already told you woman! Those crafts and foods and shit she makes are so cool. They were doing a segment on cherries when they cut in. CHERRIES!

God damn...



hey!
dont get feisty with me!
i just dont understand why you need to know all that shit.
well now i know what to get you for your birthday, you DO know she puts out a magazing right?

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then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
thats what its all ABOUT!

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My liking to watch Martha Stewart does not make me a homo. It is a well known fact that I'm not. Ask anyone.

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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
My liking to watch Martha Stewart does not make me a homo. It is a well known fact that I'm not. Ask anyone.


yes, i dont think he is a homo, he likes a womans fist up his ass rather than a mans.


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then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
thats what its all ABOUT!

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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
hey!
dont get feisty with me!
i just dont understand why you need to know all that shit.
well now i know what to get you for your birthday, you DO know she puts out a magazing right?




I'm not getting feisty, I'm just pissed about my cherries! I gotta know this shit cuz I'm gonna be alone, probably in a cabin in the woods.... and it gets boring.

As far as the magazine, I'm already subscribed.

Oh, and if I were getting feisty, what would YOU do about it?

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quote:
Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
I'm not getting feisty, I'm just pissed about my cherries! I gotta know this shit cuz I'm gonna be alone, probably in a cabin in the woods.... and it gets boring.

As far as the magazine, I'm already subscribed.

Oh, and if I were getting feisty, what would YOU do about it?




dont vex me boy.
ill beat you up!
and dont think i cant do it!
RAR!


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then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
My liking to watch Martha Stewart does not make me a homo. It is a well known fact that I'm not. Ask anyone.


skape, you are as queer as a football bat

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:

dont vex me boy.
ill beat you up!
and dont think i cant do it!
RAR!



Vex? What the fuck is that?
And I know you can't do it... I have the secret weapon...
MOJO!

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skape, you are as queer as a football bat




That's why I'm only attracted to women then?

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Vex? What the fuck is that?
And I know you can't do it... I have the secret weapon...
MOJO!



hahahaha
MOJO!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
your mojo wont save you this time!!!!!!!!!!

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then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
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hahahaha
MOJO!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
your mojo wont save you this time!!!!!!!!!!




You've never been able to resist the power of MOJO before, I don't see you starting now.

Bring it.

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That's why I'm only attracted to women then?


Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.



(edit: for all kinds of fun smilies!)


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Originally posted by SkapeGoat:
You've never been able to resist the power of MOJO before, I don't see you starting now.

Bring it.



you talk so tough for a martha stewart ninny!

you dont scare me one little bit!
oh ill bring it, and ill leave you squealing like a little girl!


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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
you talk so tough for a martha stewart ninny!

you dont scare me one little bit!
oh ill bring it, and ill leave you squealing like a little girl!





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no.
you cant DO that!
its against the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thats what its all ABOUT!

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that is so funny, i have to post twice.
hahahahahahahahahahaha

learn to think outside the box skape!

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no.
you cant DO that!
its against the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Yes, I can. I am a man. I am THE man. This is a man's world.

Oh, and how did this become a questioning of my sexuality?

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Yes, I can. I am a man. I am THE man. This is a man's world.

Oh, and how did this become a questioning of my sexuality?



because you like it up the ass AND you watch martha stewart?
gee i dunno skape..how do YOU think it became a questioning of your sexuality???

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because you like it up the ass AND you watch martha stewart?
gee i dunno skape..how do YOU think it became a questioning of your sexuality???




But I only like it up the ass from you darling.

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Martha Stewart? you're so Ghey skape.

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Martha Stewart? you're so Ghey skape.


Hey bub, you take it from men, not me.

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