Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5128

This is cool

This is what can happen over time if you continue down the path you've chosen.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 987

Wow that is fun. A bit disturbing too. Hope I don't look like that when I'm 41.

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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Baton Rouge/Lousiana/States
Posts: 671

There's another one like that at rotten, but not quite as fun. http://janetreno.rotten.com/spiral/

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What would Jesus NOT do?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26420

I was watching COPS last night and they were in Kansas City I think in some shithole suburban neighborhood.

The cop was talking about the Kansas City KS/MS distinction when some white trash looking lady flagged him down talking about how some lady robbed her or twenty dollars.

The cop gets out of the car and starts talking to her. She's either crazy or stoned. Apparantly, the black lady with her adult child had sold her 20 dollars worth of crack that was actually bits of plaster and this white trash lady wanted the cop to make her give her 20 dollars back.

The conversations with the people involved was pretty surreal.

Cop: So you flagged me down because you tried to buy crack and this lady ripped you off?
White Trash Lady: Yes! I only have two dollars to my name now!
Cop: Okay, let me talk to these people.
*instert lots of quarreling here*
Black lady: I don't know what she's talking about officer. She came round asking if we have anything to sell. I said "no we ain't got nothing to sell!" So she left. Then she came round bout 10 minutes later started talkin' bout 20 dollars.
Cop: So you didn't try and sell her fake crack?
Black Lady: No! There used to be crack dealers across the street but they moved! I'm not a crack dealer, I'm a prostitute. we're good people. We go to church. Well I don't but my boy here does. Every week! I'm not a crack dealer I'm a prostitute, but I don't do that anymore. I'm a prostitute!
White Trash Lady: Give me my rock or give me my 20 bucks, biatch!

The officer was, I think, at a loss.

It was pretty funny.

Ironically no arrests were made.

Thank you drive through.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 1374

I saw that one too.

"I dont sell crack! Im a prostitute!"

Mum must be so proud.

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