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squee
the amen break

Registered: Jul 2001
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Smile Flex your skillz here

Just wanted to start a topic about your abilities...write about, or describe, or instruct about somethig you're good at.

My topic: How to shine your shoes.



Shining your shoes does more than keep them looking nice; it protects the leather from the elements, affords some measure of waterproofing, and so on.

What you first need to do is assemble a shine kit. A small cloth bag (a Navy-issue ditty bag) is what I use to keep all my stuff. You can buy most of these things together. What you'll need is:
  • a couple of soft cloths (a t-shirt torn into sections will do just fine)
  • a length of nylon (ie, go buy some hosiery)
  • a shine brush
  • a thin toothbrush
  • a can of black polish, and
  • a can of "neutral" polish.

Open the can of black polish, fill the top with water and set it aside. You will use this later.

Step 1: The Cleats
Take the toothbrush and use it to get wax (polish) in the "cleats," the border between the sole and the leather (assuming the sole and the cleats are black. Otherwise don't worry about it, ie, don't blacken the orange cleats on your Docs).

Step 2: Brush Shine
Take your cloth and wrap it tightly around your index and middle fingers so that the tip is taught. Get some wax (polish) on it and rub it vigorously into the shoe leather. Once the entire shoe is covered, set it aside and work on the other shoe. When they are both covered, take the brush and brush off the excess. Starting with a good "brush shine" means the shoe is clean and if you want to, you can stop here. A good brush shine will get you through just about any inspection.

Step 3: Wax On...
If you want to go further, take your cloth and with a LITTLE BIT of wax start polishing the shoe, with tight circular motions, and by sections (it's easier to break the surface into areas). Start by going clockwise, and then when it starts to get glossy go counter-clockwise. This ensures that the wax gets into the porous surface of the leather so the result will be a smooth finish.
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TIP: You can use a lighter to melt the wax while it's on the shoe, or melt the wax within the can and then apply it to the shoe as a liquid, but be careful not to set you shoe on fire. Also this limits the life of the wax remaining in the can as a few meltings makes it all crumbly.

Continue polishing until the area is somewhat glossy. You will get to the point where you can still see the little circles, but you won't be able to polish away any more wax. Get your cloth a little bit moist and continue rubbing. You will get almost all the wax either removed or polished into the surface of the leather.

Step 4: Wax Off!
You can still leave your shoes like this, but the thing is you're going to get rings of wax that rub off on the bottom of your pants legs. What you want to do now is take a clean spot on your shine cloth and apply a VERY SMALL AMOUNT of neutral wax onto the shoe. You might find it easier to use a damp spot on the cloth with neutral on it. What this will do is remove the excess wax from the leather and bring out the shine, while at the same time putting a clear layer over the leather (like waxing a car).

Once you can't remove any more wax and the surface is shiny, you may want to wrap up your nylon into a little rectangle and buff the surface VERY GENTLY. You can also use the nylons periodically to re-shine the surface of the shoe.

This shine will last you about a week of everyday wear, longer if you buff the leather with your nylons to maintain the shine. You will probably have to repeat the shining every two weeks or so.



Your turn...pick a topic you know something about and expound on it

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I fly. I'm really good.

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I teach. I'm good. No one can teach someone how to teach. It takes a special person to do it right. We go to school to hone our skills, not to obtain ones that will make us able to do so. Not all teachers know how to teach. Most of us do okay though. I'm good. So are some of my colleagues...but more than I care to say are complete idiots. That's all.

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
I fly. I'm really good.


no, you float

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down here.. they all float..

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I dress myself.. but sometimes require help undressing

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I never miss.

one round, one corpse.



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And I always thought you were just a big ole teddy bear.. please dont hurt me

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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

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i can sing
i am a good friend
i give good lovin
im a good mommy
im good with animals
those be my skillZ

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thats what its all ABOUT!

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I can beat anyone at any video game ever created. I can also beat any video game ever created. It comes natural. No cheats, no books. Just me, the system, game, and my brain. I get so in tune with it everything around me fades to black except the tv screen/monitor in front of me.


Those are my moments of zen.

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Sherman.. you.. me... gameboys.. my locker after school..

I am so going to kick your ass at Tetris®

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Im good at trouble shooting and
Im also good at keeping things simple and to the point

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mIsLeDyOuTh
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quote:
Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
I never miss.

one round, one corpse.






Stone Cold? Aw HELL yha!



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Originally posted by rodneyking666:
down here.. they all float..



Please don't tear my arm off Mr. Scary "IT" man!

Any way, I give great head. I guess thats a tallent. I've heard I'm good in the sack too, but I just like rough sex.....I've also had some poetry published while I was in school and some stories I've written gone far in contests, but I like to write poetry more. I can also play the piano good, I taught myself about 6 years ago. I can play the sax and right now I'm teaching myself how to play the guitar but its not coming around very well I've always seemed to excel in creative things rather sports. I hate sports, but I love to watch football, especially when all those men in those tight-- tight pants bend over


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karen
aging hipster

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i sing.
better than anyone i know.
dunno if thats saying much. heh
ok. lets just say im veryveryveryvery damn good.
amen.
of course, i suck at everything else in life.
aye.
you take what you can get.

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Muppet
Time to start the music

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i can type really fast.
I'm a good momma
i can cook anything i try my hand at (that's how my ass got so big, i excel in sweets)
i'm a good listener, but i can talk too and sometimes never shut up..
oh, and i can gift wrap ANYTHING, even those stupid kids toys that come in retarded shapes that can never be wrapped.. i can wrap them!

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Do what thou will.

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trivia.

I can bake damn good pie.
>>edit: recipe HERE

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