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Location: Oakland-ish
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quote: Originally posted by yMQ:
Ok. So why do strippers get tigers...
I will elaborate on my tiger petting story cause it's rather neat.
My friend Gary called me up one night and said "You must come down to the Cobalt Hotel and see this stripper, Jane Jones. She does more performance art than stripping"
So my boyfriend and I headed down to see Jane's show.
Some places Jane is allowed to perform with her tiger but in this province she is not. So she did a bunch of stuff, she was okay but no big whoop.
Afterwards, we went out back to her trailer. Gary and his roommate Christine had met her before and so he took us out to meet her. About 6 or 7 of us crammed into her trailer, with the giant tiger which was completely FREE.
Have you ever had a tiger butt you in the ass with it's head? No, I didn't think so. I DID. The trailer had stairs in it, and on my way down the stairs I felt someone pushing me. I reached out to brace myself and with the other hand pushed whatever was behind me, it turned out to be the tiger's head. We hung out in the trailer for while but it was awfully cramped and the tiger was growling...it was kind of scary, I mean at any given time I was within 4-6 feet from it. I thought, this tiger could kill us all in minutes.
We finally left the trailer and went out to the back. There the tiger was put on a standard chain, where it walked around and peed and eventually laid down. I asked Jane if I could pet it, she said sure, and I went up to the tiger and stroked its head and ears. It was VERY SCARY. It had HUGE eyes and it growled, I asked Jane if I should stop and she said it was happy growling. So I crouched there for about 5 minutes petting the tiger. It was quite exciting.
She was there for weeks performing and I remember driving over the viaduct that ran right past it and I thought no one knows there's a tiger just hanging out down there. It was really cool to know that there was, and I knew just when and where to look to catch a glimpse of it.
It was an amazing creature. 
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