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The Dysfunctional Family Circus

It got shut down a couple years ago, by the man, Bil Keane. A new cartoon was posted every week. People would submit captions, a group of moderators would rate the captions. Those judged to be the best ended up in the archive.

Today i found a mirror of all 500 "episodes."

Here's the index. Jump in and check it out. Hours of fun.

A sample:

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P.J. had seen Bill in that position many times, but never from above.--Elongated Lad
See? The slide represents PJ's childhood fears, which he can only confront by embracing the Jungian father archetype. Quick--push him before he has a shot at a normal childhood!--Coalcracker
A wildly paranoid Bil spent hours drilling his family on what to do in the "unlikely" event of a water landing.--ks
Dimwit still puts both hands in. Guess we need Billy to demonstrate the Hokey Pokey again.--Gen. Sedgwick
"This is the best Dad ever! Remember to tell Mom not to change his meds!"--Westur the Unspeakable
"Race you to the pinnacle of our hopes and dreams, only to inevitably plummet down to Bil!"--M

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