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fiend=ricky martin

lol.
god, matt.
may i just ask WHY?
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dye it back.
please.



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let me just add that no dark haired mexican is EVER meant to be blonde, or any variation thereof.
brad says your girlfriend made you do it.
smack her around for me once or twice, please.



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and he was such a handsome boy

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matt... youre wasting precious time that could be spent going to your nearest all night drug store to get brown hair dye.

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*cries*

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WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
WTD SON!?!?!
GO DYE IT BACK!
NOW!
please.
*sniffle*

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Im about to get irate up in this bitch.

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matt.
looking like ricky martin does not help your case against the fact that everyone who meets you thinks youre gay.

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brad says you look "quite dapper", though.
and he winked.
and adjusted himself.


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if that doesnt give you a kick in the ass to dye it back, then nothing will.

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I will assume by your silence that you have carried your ass to the nearest 24 hour hair dye mart to buy "luscious beaner brown" colouring.

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or so I hope.


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matt is blonde.
*goes sledding in hell*

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matt. is. blonde.
im sorry. this is very hard on me.
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just in case the point was overlooked....
matt.
I dont like it.
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Its a scientifically proven fact that beaners who dye their hair blonde get laid 43.7% less than those who keep their naturally lustrous chocolate locks.

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Karen, your minute to post ratio is impressive.

I'm impressed.

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Its sad really, but this is the most entertaining and informative thread on the entire board. I salute you karen.

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by women, that is.

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thank you, YMQ. I try.


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k. im done.
i hope my intent was comprehended.
g'night.


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why is matt blonde? what did the world do to deserve a blonde matt?

poor karen, it's okay.. hair grows and if he won't change it, chase him with a pair of clippers, get brad to tie him down (we know he'll enjoy it..) and shave his head

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you done it yet?

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not until i get my record contract

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wrong answer.
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