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Pedo Space Prison gone wrong.

Wednesday July 25 09:11 AM EST
Paedophile Space Prison gone wrong

Peter Castleton 38, was yesterday launched into space in a prison space capusle known as the Pedo-Pod. This is a new initiative to make sure that persistant child abusers and pedophiles are kept behind bars and away from minors.

The event, the first of its kind took a turn for the worse when an 8 year old child was discovered trapped inside the capsule after launch. The child, Patrick Nickle, is now trapped alone with Castleton, who was incarcerated for the rape and murder of Lorna Suchet (9). A spokesman said:

"This is the worst possible thing that could have happened."

The authorities are reported to be planning a rescue mission in an attempt to recapture the otherwise un-manned Pedo-pod from orbit.

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laughter is such a wonderful thing

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Perhaps he has rehabilitated himself. Zero gravity could have some affect on his deviant desires.

Well.... You never know.

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this was from Brass Eye

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