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I spoke to Goatboy for the first time last night

He made a dirty phone call to me. I was shocked no end, he used words like 'lick' and 'sphincter' in the same sentence.

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As in...

'I dunno know about goin' ter this Limeyfest meeting. Forum members and booze? They'll just get pissed and start endless phisolophical debates. These alcohol lick sphincter much.'

..?

Sorry. It's the best I can do this early.

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no, he said he wanted to lick my sphincter and bugger my cats. I am really nervous now.

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Goat can lick my sphincter anyday!

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quote:

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Originally posted by macker:
Goat can lick my sphincter anyday!

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*cums in excitement*

Now I'll have to go home to change my pants

Unless Goat likes crusty underpants?

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At this point I'd really like to be able to say that Australians didn't come from England.

But...



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quote:

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Originally posted by A.D.H.D:
At this point I'd really like to be able to say that Australians didn't come from England.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Spooky:
You can shut up. Bloody cricket cheats the lot of ya.

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I would prefer to cheat and win, than be English and a loser.

Not that we cheat.

Good to see you take thrashings in good spirit, spooky.

Rugby
Cricket
Tennis

Just off the top of my head, I guess you could add to the list of 'Australia kicking Motherland's sorry arse.'

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heheheh..at least we won a gold medal in the swimming Unlike the aussies and yanks who both got disqualified

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Which competition?

We always win medals at international meets. What are you talking about?

English National competitions?

Because that is the only way I can see America and Australia being disqualified and England winning something.


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The World Championships

Australia were disqualified because a team member jumped in the pool to celebrate the win before the race was over. The Americans were disqualified for an illegal changover. (it was a relay)

suck on that ....bitch


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quote:

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Originally posted by Spooky:

Australia were disqualified because a team member jumped in the pool to celebrate the win before the race was over. The Americans were disqualified for an illegal changover. (it was a relay)

suck on that ....bitch

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I laughed so hard when I saw that on the news. Sucked in to Australia. To be fair though, we physically won the race and were fairly disqualified due to arrogence for other swimmers.

But we have won a lot of other events, I guess you are not going to mention them, neither am I because I can't be stuffed looking them (all) up and anyway.

Ian Thorpe seems to have set a few World Records, I guess he isn't trying hard enough to get anymore than 2, this meet. Lazy git.

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heheh I know you won, but you can understand that if we get a gold its big thing.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Spooky:
heheh I know you won, but you can understand that if we get a gold its big thing.

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/me Steers the Thread Bus back on Topic St.

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Goat want to lick your scphincter too

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World Championship Medal Tally:

1. Australia: 11 Gold | 4 Silver | 5 Bronze |
2. USA: Gold 9 | Silver 7 | Bronze 7 |
3. China:
4. Russia:
5. Italy:
6. Germany:
7. Netherlands:

(No mention of England on the list I have.)

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i certainly hope goatboy didnt mention me....

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Goatboy has called me twice and never mentioned anything about sphincter licking. Maybe he hates asians.....

(btw, last I looked, Thorpe has 6 golds, 4 World and 1 Championship Record. He got 4th in the 100m)

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Originally posted by Nutrimentia:
(btw, last I looked, Thorpe has 6 golds, 4 World and 1 Championship Record. He got 4th in the 100m)

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Pretty average isn't he? :|

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