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The Asylum  > News News Author/Date New Front Page (0 comments) Dingle - 03/12/05 - 03:59:01 Car Bombing Day!!!! (0 comments) wonderaz - 09/16/04 - 20:38:55 Asylum Dumb Fuck Tournament (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 05/05/04 - 03:53:35 The Political Season at Asylum (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 02/16/04 - 19:18:36 Uncle Jason's Holiday Rant (0 comments) MstrG - 12/19/03 - 00:06:07 Merry *********!!! (0 comments) wonderaz - 12/18/03 - 20:58:45 Updates in the News!!!! (0 comments) wonderaz - 11/17/03 - 22:27:24 A Christmas Tail (142 comments) J E B Stuart - 12/24/02 - 08:15:17 vagrant claims little green man "made me do it" (3 comments) J E B Stuart - 11/25/02 - 09:59:01 Saddam vows "spectacular" mullets (6 comments) J E B Stuart - 11/19/02 - 05:52:11 boobonic plague strikes man and woman (17 comments) J E B Stuart - 11/08/02 - 07:20:08 Limey Expelled From US for Indecent Defication (7 comments) Dingle - 11/06/02 - 08:21:00 Ghey Test: What Asylumite Are You? (377 comments) Dingle - 11/04/02 - 21:56:01 red bra stolen; elderly man suspected (14 comments) J E B Stuart - 11/03/02 - 21:12:54 porterstein earns mcdonald's promotion (5 comments) J E B Stuart - 10/23/02 - 09:52:27 Flying Jackass Sighted in AZ Desert (1 comments) Dingle - 10/16/02 - 18:46:30 Asylum Celebrates Anal Sex Month (4 comments) Dingle - 10/15/02 - 14:17:57 Canada to mint "Cock Cash" (0 comments) Dingle - 10/15/02 - 04:29:29 Woman Accused of Cock Crime (0 comments) Dingle - 10/14/02 - 18:49:28 Hands Free Cellular Phones (9 comments) Dingle - 10/12/02 - 17:15:03 Man Steals Odd Store Display (20 comments) Dingle - 10/11/02 - 07:35:03 asylum man returns to the closet (16 comments) J E B Stuart - 10/01/02 - 07:56:00 asylum man injured in stripping accident (6 comments) J E B Stuart - 09/18/02 - 07:28:14 9/11 Flight Trajectory Analysis (72 comments) Dingle - 09/11/02 - 23:34:21 elderly man reported lost in space (6 comments) J E B Stuart - 09/06/02 - 07:58:40 minnesota man hospitalized; now missing (5 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/24/02 - 08:55:32 man claims alien probe record; seeks licensing (4 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/10/02 - 21:18:19 citation issued against minnesota man (4 comments) J E B Stuart - 07/25/02 - 06:57:50 !!! Asylum Banners Contest !!! (243 comments) Dingle - 07/20/02 - 16:04:16 20 People Sickened at water park,Ohio woman sought (8 comments) Dingle - 07/01/02 - 17:06:35 sanitorium on lookout for troll invasion (6 comments) J E B Stuart - 06/18/02 - 00:34:56 The Great Troll Invasion - by slight (37 comments) Dingle - 06/10/02 - 02:37:56 Rolling Stones Tour. Again. (5 comments) J E B Stuart - 05/25/02 - 21:49:23 lunatic binge (3 comments) J E B Stuart - 05/21/02 - 07:01:37 Dear Mr. The Wraith (43 comments) Dingle - 05/11/02 - 04:02:07 Controlled Bandwidth Rape (16 comments) Dingle - 03/28/02 - 01:19:34 Here it is, what you've all been waiting for... (31 comments) Dingle - 01/23/02 - 11:26:59 Asylum Mirror (1 comments) Dingle - 01/16/02 - 06:33:16 Philly Pissup Signup Pissoff (31 comments) Dingle - 01/16/02 - 05:42:37 Asylum Stalker Atlas III (81 comments) Dingle - 12/20/01 - 02:41:31 Forum change (1 comments) MstrG - 12/13/01 - 02:19:53 temporarily disabling points (0 comments) Dingle - 12/12/01 - 06:46:40 Polls enabled (4 comments) Paint CHiPs - 12/11/01 - 00:07:07 And then there was light... (1 comments) Dingle - 12/10/01 - 23:40:33 Pointwhore Delight (7 comments) Dingle - 12/08/01 - 00:53:55 talk to me (11 comments) Dingle - 12/06/01 - 08:54:42 god damned point whores (9 comments) Dingle - 11/10/01 - 05:03:21 a timekiller (0 comments) Dingle - 11/08/01 - 20:01:13 New Cam Added (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 10/16/01 - 06:49:59 Just to get something new up here... (0 comments) Dingle - 10/13/01 - 04:46:39 Loser Limeys (0 comments) Dingle - 09/18/01 - 04:49:50 Help (0 comments) Dingle - 09/15/01 - 23:15:05 Java Chat is now working (0 comments) Dingle - 09/15/01 - 23:13:00 New Forum Style Options (0 comments) Dingle - 09/12/01 - 01:32:44 New Site Design (0 comments) Dingle - 09/11/01 - 05:13:17 dingle ups the pantie ante (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 09/07/01 - 02:21:33 jeebus's last panty raid (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 09/06/01 - 06:04:07 Forum url changing tonight! (0 comments) Dingle - 09/06/01 - 05:21:03 goatboy's nookie nation appeal denied (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 09/03/01 - 20:15:14 roshigoth's nookie nation (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/31/01 - 04:46:27 e coli breakout leads to litigation (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/28/01 - 05:21:20 human epa toxic sites still at large (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/27/01 - 07:31:16 NEW FORUM!!!! (10 comments) Paint CHiPs - 08/23/01 - 07:07:33 New Forum Software! (0 comments) MstrG - 08/22/01 - 20:39:44 Maine men under investigation (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/20/01 - 15:14:01 Crap circles baffle authorities (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/19/01 - 05:56:22 Serial crapper still at large (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/18/01 - 07:36:33 Asylum administrator in film (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/16/01 - 07:41:27 Rest Home Resident Arrested (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/13/01 - 18:23:58 Minnesota vagrant arrested inside church (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 08/11/01 - 19:16:33 Aliens Invade Minnesota Mans Brain - (0 comments) Dingle - 08/01/01 - 15:49:14 Dingle Update (0 comments) wonderaz - 07/31/01 - 19:53:18 Bitches and Hoes OH Fucking My!!!!! (0 comments) Dingle - 07/31/01 - 17:30:06 Yo bitches! Yo hoes! (0 comments) Dingle - 07/31/01 - 16:53:53 Happy Birthday TLF!!! (0 comments) MstrG - 07/29/01 - 15:28:43 Asylum Down! (0 comments) MstrG - 07/14/01 - 20:30:48 A Noteworthy Anniversary (<-- pun) (0 comments) wonderaz - 07/04/01 - 01:24:44 Graffiti and whatnot (0 comments) Dingle - 06/18/01 - 16:57:10 What a day! (0 comments) MstrG - 06/07/01 - 05:23:08 One year!! (0 comments) MstrG - 06/05/01 - 23:00:48 ASYLUM UPS THE TOASTER ANTE! (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 06/05/01 - 19:19:34 Free Toaster For Lucky Poster (0 comments) J E B Stuart - 05/29/01 - 23:48:24 Big NEWS!!! (0 comments) wonderaz - 05/26/01 - 04:51:14 Deep Thoughts (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 05/22/01 - 01:48:19 Asylum Birthday (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 05/22/01 - 01:17:09 Putting The Nipple To Work!!! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 05/21/01 - 03:07:19 Graffiti and other crap... (0 comments) Dingle - 05/08/01 - 07:46:56 human automatons are tough bitches (0 comments) Dingle - 05/04/01 - 08:12:04 Graffiti (0 comments) Dingle - 05/04/01 - 08:05:26 Announcing Gay Robot Dual-Fortnight (0 comments) Dingle - 05/01/01 - 18:37:25 Graffiti and whatnot (0 comments) Dingle - 04/24/01 - 05:48:57 Graffiti (0 comments) MstrG - 04/18/01 - 06:45:06 OK boyz and gurls! (0 comments) MstrG - 04/15/01 - 18:06:47 Graffiti this week ... (0 comments) MstrG - 04/12/01 - 04:10:14 Asylum Stalkers Atlas (0 comments) Dingle - 04/02/01 - 06:08:42 Graffiti and whatnot (0 comments) Dingle - 03/27/01 - 05:09:14 something new... (0 comments) Dingle - 03/25/01 - 05:16:13 From the AA crew (that's AsylumArt) ... (0 comments) MstrG - 03/21/01 - 04:41:48 From the AA crew (thats AsylumArt) ... (0 comments) MstrG - 03/21/01 - 04:41:48 melon fans rejoice (0 comments) Dingle - 03/20/01 - 18:35:09 Purity Test (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 03/19/01 - 04:31:00 Wasted no more (0 comments) MstrG - 03/17/01 - 01:16:52 Week #4 of graffiti concludes... (0 comments) Dingle - 03/13/01 - 04:13:30 IRC Announcement (0 comments) MstrG - 03/12/01 - 07:30:29 Graffiti Week #4 (0 comments) Dingle - 03/06/01 - 04:29:05 The Asylum RPG (0 comments) MstrG - 03/04/01 - 06:02:14 Chess server change (0 comments) MstrG - 03/03/01 - 02:22:23 Come Get Snogged, Good and Proper (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 03/03/01 - 00:57:50 Fat is where its at (0 comments) wonderaz - 02/28/01 - 02:34:33 Graffiti Week #3 (0 comments) Dingle - 02/27/01 - 03:41:09 Chess Server Ratings (0 comments) MstrG - 02/26/01 - 21:27:40 Cam pages (0 comments) MstrG - 02/25/01 - 21:44:29 A different way of looking at things (0 comments) MstrG - 02/25/01 - 03:53:58 New Column!!! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 02/22/01 - 01:13:53 Enter Graffiti Week #2 (0 comments) Dingle - 02/20/01 - 03:15:23 Quake III Status and Statistics (0 comments) Dingle - 02/19/01 - 05:50:22 Two more words, from Paint: (0 comments) MstrG - 02/18/01 - 21:41:25 Two words: (0 comments) MstrG - 02/17/01 - 03:34:05 Death by Art (0 comments) MstrG - 02/16/01 - 04:13:48 ANNOUNCING: (0 comments) MstrG - 02/14/01 - 07:47:24 We Eat Ebert Alive (0 comments) JoeyCat - 02/10/01 - 04:00:39 *** Special Asylum Announcement *** (0 comments) MstrG - 02/06/01 - 00:24:32 Way to go Asylum!! (0 comments) MstrG - 02/02/01 - 02:25:16 Asylum admins revealed: (0 comments) MstrG - 01/30/01 - 20:01:24 Zooooooooooooooooom (0 comments) MstrG - 01/26/01 - 01:05:40 SITE OUTAGE 01/25/2001 (0 comments) MstrG - 01/24/01 - 20:00:58 REALLY BIG BIG NEWS!!!!!! (0 comments) MstrG - 01/23/01 - 21:37:02 Just out Phukin around... (0 comments) wonderaz - 01/23/01 - 04:59:33 That's why they call me Slim Shady.... (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 01/20/01 - 04:35:18 The cookie has crumbled... (0 comments) Dingle - 01/18/01 - 07:43:31 $500 Million Prize!!! (0 comments) wonderaz - 01/17/01 - 05:29:01 Lost and Found (0 comments) wonderaz - 01/15/01 - 07:23:36 Sigh .... (0 comments) MstrG - 01/14/01 - 16:16:38 NewsFlash!! (0 comments) wonderaz - 01/13/01 - 16:42:04 Trivia!! (0 comments) MstrG - 01/11/01 - 04:34:11 Two new people who will lord over you. (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 01/06/01 - 03:38:10 Server status (0 comments) Dingle - 01/06/01 - 01:50:28 Paint 3k (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 01/03/01 - 19:44:29 Want to be in pictures? (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 01/01/01 - 23:33:32 Patrol Status (0 comments) wonderaz - 12/31/00 - 04:31:02 Back (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 12/30/00 - 10:24:18 See you in a couple days ... (0 comments) MstrG - 12/23/00 - 20:55:51 *** IRC *** (0 comments) MstrG - 12/22/00 - 15:52:15 Something of great potential concern... (0 comments) Dingle - 12/19/00 - 08:09:55 Something of great potential concern... (0 comments) wonderaz - 12/15/00 - 06:20:30 A note on User Updates (U2s) (0 comments) MstrG - 12/10/00 - 02:05:51 In case you missed it .... (0 comments) MstrG - 12/09/00 - 17:33:37 Welcome to kitten! (0 comments) MstrG - 12/08/00 - 04:54:14 New and Improved (0 comments) MstrG - 12/07/00 - 04:57:57 test (0 comments) Dingle - 12/06/00 - 05:42:02 If it isnt one thing .... (0 comments) MstrG - 12/05/00 - 03:47:22 Ta-da (0 comments) MstrG - 11/30/00 - 05:38:17 Are you watching? (0 comments) MstrG - 11/29/00 - 02:35:19 Dead by Dawn (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 11/28/00 - 03:04:10 You missed it Avondale!! (0 comments) MstrG - 11/23/00 - 04:28:24 Administrivia (0 comments) MstrG - 11/21/00 - 04:27:19 Asylum Discombobulation (0 comments) lo-key - 11/15/00 - 06:58:43 Edeturiul STAf and other such tings. (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 11/14/00 - 03:10:03 Polls (0 comments) Dingle - 11/13/00 - 04:38:02 Items of Interest ... (0 comments) MstrG - 11/09/00 - 14:02:53 The new ASYLUM (0 comments) Dingle - 11/06/00 - 02:56:57 THE 2K CLUB POPULATION HAS DOUBLED!! (0 comments) wonderaz - 11/06/00 - 02:01:04 AN UPDATE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 11/03/00 - 05:13:17 !!!!GAMING FORUM!!!! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 10/28/00 - 00:58:51 Shut the fuck up and run the tapes! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 10/25/00 - 07:50:21 Paint CHiPs made me post this .... (0 comments) MstrG - 10/23/00 - 03:55:20 Congratulations Wonderaz! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 10/10/00 - 22:24:06 DOH! (0 comments) lo-key - 10/06/00 - 21:50:04 Post of the Day (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 10/05/00 - 03:35:20 FORUM announcements ... (0 comments) MstrG - 10/04/00 - 01:45:16 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM TACK: (0 comments) Dingle - 09/28/00 - 04:43:20 More RE: profiles (0 comments) Dingle - 09/25/00 - 19:28:37 Profile Changes (0 comments) Dingle - 09/25/00 - 06:04:24 New Images of Desanctity Moderators! (0 comments) MstrG - 09/24/00 - 19:49:10 New WIT moderator! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 09/24/00 - 04:50:38 Profiles are temporarily gone (0 comments) Dingle - 09/24/00 - 04:29:44 New Forum! (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 09/23/00 - 04:15:27 This is the new server. (0 comments) Dingle - 09/20/00 - 21:56:15 we are experiencing... (0 comments) Dingle - 09/20/00 - 05:32:22 Forum Move! (0 comments) MstrG - 09/20/00 - 02:53:32 This Space For Rent (0 comments) Paint CHiPs - 09/19/00 - 21:53:27 ****** IMPORTANT -- IRC Changes ****** (0 comments) MstrG - 09/16/00 - 22:09:00 Quote of the day... (0 comments) Dingle - 09/15/00 - 06:45:12 Change happening soon. (0 comments) lo-key - 09/14/00 - 22:31:28 News of the Whores... 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