CYBERIA, ASYLUMNATION -- "Anyone who's ever thought or accused the administrators at AsylumNation of being heartless bastards will eat their words!" proclaimed Paint CHiPs, long time bard and gas-bag. The pronouncement came following a secret weekend pow-wow and Everclear sampling at Mad Dog MstrG's summer retreat located near Three-Mile Island.
Citizen CHiPs added, "Yes, we've still got a couple of toasters to give away and we've been mindful that it's been a virtual nookie wasteland for our youthful ward, Roshigoth. Hence, we've combined a contest for one of these sought-after prizes with a solution for Rosh!"
He continued, "The contest will be called 'ROSHIGOTH'S NOOKIE NATION'and the rules are simple. Beginning with this press release, the first registered Asylumnation babe to fork over some much-needed and well-deserved nookie to this fine young man will receive an electric toaster, but that's not all -- If the administrators receive photographic verification of the dirty deed, or deeds (yes, plurality of the nookie is encouraged), the lucky lady will also receive an additional SUPER SECRET PRIZE!"
Verification by Roshigoth of receipt of nookie is required and all decisions of the administrators at Asylumnation are final. All contestants must be 18 years of age or older to participate. Contest ends at midnight CST, 30 September 2001.