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Man Steals Odd Store Display By Dingle - 10/11/02
Man Steals Odd Store Display

Late friday night in a small pharmacy in London, UK a man entered posing as a regular customer. He was dressed nicely and carried several red roses in his hand. He made his way to the back of the store where he then picked up a store display and ran out the door with it, leaving the roses scattered on the floor as he fled. 2 of the 3 other customers in the store at the time identified the man as Phil Lip aka Sp00ky, a resident of London, UK.

It turns out that the store display that Phil ran off with contained 30 disposable enemas. Police are still uncertain why anyone would need that many enemas. And they are still looking for Phil for further questioning. The store owner had only recently set up the display as part of a 3 week promotion. "Maybe he was severly constipated and didn't know what else to do" the store owner later stated.
 
happy birthday Phil/Spooky! by urbanjunkie - 2002-10-11 00:09:03
no point in this thread really, as the bugger will never see it.....
 
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RE: by Fiend - 2002-10-11 00:15:51
snaggletooth bastard!!! :cuss:
 
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RE: by wonderaz - 2002-10-11 01:17:59
Limpwristed, pantywaist, knickerwearing fop.
 
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RE: by quins - 2002-10-11 02:42:29
where the hell is the bugger anyway?
 
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RE: by Mugtoe - 2002-10-11 03:49:48
did he leave? never to return? I thought he was gonna meet the plane with a bit of candyfloss and a lei or somethin. I've got a little red book for him.
 
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RE: by shyloh - 2002-10-11 04:02:00
Happy bday sp00ky
 
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RE: by tack - 2002-10-11 04:15:17
merry spookmas
 
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RE: by Mordecai - 2002-10-11 04:47:02
Happy birthday you chickenhearted wanker.

-m
 
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RE: by Inky - 2002-10-11 04:51:33
happy birthday phil
 
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RE: by skalie - 2002-10-11 05:33:34
quote:
Originally posted by quins
where the hell is the bugger anyway?


Wormwood Scrubs?
 
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RE: by J E B Stuart - 2002-10-11 06:21:24
Happy birthday, Spoolip!

Where the bloody hell is he?

Amen.
 
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RE: by Paint CHiPs - 2002-10-11 07:29:54
He doesn't post here anymore because he hates us.
 
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RE: by Paint CHiPs - 2002-10-11 07:30:15
(only 30 more shopping days until Paintmas!)
 
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RE: by Dingle - 2002-10-11 07:43:03
i just read some interesting news about Sp00ky...
 
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RE: by Smug Git - 2002-10-11 07:47:45
Happy birthday old chap. Wherever you are.
 
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RE: by DevilMoon - 2002-10-11 07:54:15
happy bday

*predicts a return*

(they never stray long)

(unless they are rizz)
 
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RE: by FuhQall - 2002-10-11 08:03:14
Much happiness on you day of birth to you good man.

You look so much older than 27...
 
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RE: by Peter_Torque - 2002-10-11 12:26:37
quote:
Originally posted by Dingle
i just read some interesting news about Sp00ky...


I'll bet he was going to use them on US.
 
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RE: by Emerald - 2002-10-11 14:02:00
Happy B-Day Spooky. Where are ya?
 
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RE: by zornkugel - 2002-10-11 15:07:04
Happy birthday, should you ever return, read this, and wonder who I am and why the hell I posted you a birthday message.
 
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RE: by missphinx - 2002-10-11 18:50:12
Phil you are a bunny.
HAVE/HAD a HAPPY/WONDERFUL DAY/YEAR to you.
& one to grow on.
 
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