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Posted by Smug Git on 11-22-2004 12:39 PM:
Googlewhacking
I guess that this has been discussed before, but I only learnt about it when I heard an interview with the comedian Dave Gorman, who has a book and stage show about his adventures in googlewhacking.
A googlewhack is two words that, when typed into google, produce only one link. It isn't all that easy to find one.
quote:
Inestimable peristalith
appears to be one.
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Posted by skalie on 11-22-2004 12:44 PM:
wonderaz tact
Posted by skalie on 11-22-2004 12:45 PM:
Ok that was two, but it was one link, try
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paintchips civility
too easy
Posted by Smug Git on 11-22-2004 12:49 PM:
Man, hard to believe that there was one.
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Posted by aminal on 11-22-2004 12:55 PM:
they have to be words. paintchips isn't a word.
Posted by aminal on 11-22-2004 12:57 PM:
.
Posted by skalie on 11-22-2004 01:26 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
Man, hard to believe that there was one.
wasn't in context
Posted by Paint CHiPs on 11-22-2004 02:38 PM:
P.S. There are at least two googlewhacks that we know of that lead to this site. 
Edit: That no longer work, it seems. 
Posted by skalie on 11-22-2004 02:42 PM:
still works for me
Posted by Hawley Griffin on 11-22-2004 02:45 PM:
he wasn't talking about that skalie
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Posted by wonderaz on 11-22-2004 02:49 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by aminal
they have to be words. paintchips isn't a word.
wonderaz is not a word either. Combining 'wonderaz' with 'tact' produces an oxymoron which gets a few million links.
So skalie is teh loose once again.
Posted by Hawley Griffin on 11-22-2004 02:54 PM:
the strangest things you can find on google
http://www.holyzoo.com/media/nonsen...ould_I_ban.html
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Posted by skalie on 11-22-2004 02:59 PM:
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magnetohydrodynamic beeswax
then if you have to be so anal
Posted by A.D.H.D on 11-22-2004 04:02 PM:
fugaciously crystallochemistry
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Posted by Dacarlo on 11-22-2004 04:23 PM:
Dacarlo Rulez!
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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I'm really a babe with a tight ass looking for a large internet cock.
Posted by Avondale on 11-22-2004 09:38 PM:
gee, that's funny
avondale rulez had 119 results
i guess you're not too popular, Dacarlo
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Posted by ignatz mouse on 11-22-2004 09:45 PM:
I'm getting this odd feeling of deja vu ...
http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...ght=googlewhack
Posted by Aydin on 11-22-2004 09:48 PM:
Echolalic Maldivian gives 2.
Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 11-23-2004 12:18 AM:
Echolalics Anonymous gives 1.
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Posted by Nutrimentia on 11-23-2004 03:24 AM:
Flatulent ethnocentricism gave 31 results, including a gallery of jenny, her first lesbian sex
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 11-23-2004 04:04 AM:
I just came up with this: periff mit
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Posted by cw on 11-23-2004 04:53 AM:
polish busty
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Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 11-23-2004 05:06 AM:
No wonder Hitler invaded Poland!
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Posted by ignatz mouse on 11-23-2004 05:12 AM:
omphaloskeptic brobdingnagian
Posted by ignatz mouse on 11-23-2004 05:15 AM:
autoerotic neoplatonism has 7 hits. it's a mad mad mad mad world.
Posted by Gorilla Biscuit on 11-29-2004 08:44 AM:
phenomenalizes monomolecular
fetishized dodecahedron
parsimoniousness peripatetics
supranationality periclinal
neologisms ornithopter
monofilament zygomorphic
sublimated nefariousness
administrationist dilatedly
i win
Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 11-29-2004 08:48 AM:
what do you win exactly?
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Posted by Gorilla Biscuit on 11-29-2004 08:57 AM:
nothing. apparently theres rules to this googlewhacking game, one of them being that the site linked to cant be a big list of words, which a few of those are.
but not all of them, so i still win.
and, more specifically, i win everything.
Posted by GoFuckYourselves! on 11-29-2004 09:08 AM:
Then everything is yours, and god speed!
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Posted by slappy on 11-29-2004 05:28 PM:
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Originally posted by cw
polish busty
I don't think you understand, cw. Googlewhacking isn't about finding things to whack your google to...
...ahem.
Posted by cw on 12-01-2004 03:12 AM:
Dang. I don't wanna play then.
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Posted by skalie on 08-20-2006 04:36 PM:
suzy rottenkrotch
Posted by Coincidence on 08-20-2006 05:06 PM:
I just saved 0.1 second thanks to Google Web Accelerator!
Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 08-20-2006 05:39 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by skalie
suzy rottenkrotch
Got that one out of your little black book, didn't you?
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Posted by Hawley Griffin on 08-20-2006 06:22 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by skalie
suzy rottenkrotch
suzi rottenkrotch
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Posted by skalie on 08-20-2006 06:31 PM:
quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
suzi rottenkrotch
Did you mean to search for: suzy rottencrotch ?
Posted by Coincidence on 08-20-2006 07:26 PM:
3.3 minutes now. It's like moving back in time!
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Posted by Trenchant_Troll on 08-20-2006 08:06 PM:
Indeed, and you seem to be devolving back into a brontosaurus.
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Posted by Hawley Griffin on 08-20-2006 08:11 PM:
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Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Indeed, and you seem to be devolving back into a brontosaurus.
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Posted by Coincidence on 08-20-2006 08:26 PM:
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Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Indeed, and you seem to be devolving back into a brontosaurus.
Global warming, here I come.
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