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fact !

a mans single sole contribution to the act of procreation is his DNA in the nucleus of a single sperm: all three million-millionths of a gram of it.

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slide away, and give it all you've got - my today, fell in from the top

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here'.

an evening spent in the pub will result in any wool or cotton clothing you wear gaining one per cent in weight - entirely in cigarette smoke soaked up.

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slide away, and give it all you've got - my today, fell in from the top

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here'.

We, as men, should think more about contributing to the well-being of our fellow citizens, than spend time worrying about contributing to procreation.

What a funny prank it would be to jiz in someone's douche bag... if only sperm could live outside the body indefinately.

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"I want to be the Girl with the most cake..." .~*Pics*~.

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Originally posted by Princess_Heather:
What a funny prank it would be to jiz in someone's douche bag...

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Originally posted by MadBomber:
that's almost as funny as 'accidently' putting it in her ass when she's not expecting it, or getting her siter drunk, banging her on video, and mailing it to her family as a 'do not open 'til christmas' gift. the real humor is in getting her really drunk, then inviting all your friends over to take turns with her in the sack while pretending to be you with all the lights off .. just imagine how funny it would be for her to say 'you were great last night .. you went like 5 or 6 times I think' .. then you could have even more laughs by telling her the truth and kicking her ass out for cheating. what a riot that would be.

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Originally posted by Princess_Heather:
What a funny prank it would be to jiz in someone's douche bag... if only sperm could live outside the body indefinately.

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