Registered: Jun 2008 Location: 0blahblah's Cultural Reformation Centre Posts: 18964
insists that Dreamcatcher is the best movie adaptation of Stephen King's work.
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Registered: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 42203
Doesn't realize that it was.
Registered: Jul 2001 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 19264
Secretly supports NPR during the pledge drives.
had to settle on cap guns while in NZ.
Registered: Feb 2004 Location: in colorado somewhere! Posts: 47145
Was held up with a cap gun and gave up his wallet.
Chris Brown and Rihanna's matchmaker.
Registered: Jan 2011 Location: Posts: 7647
Is going to apologise to ALL black people, with his anus.
jerks himself off because he never gets a reach around.
Registered: Apr 2005 Location: Posts: 14961
Is learning to like the sound of background banjo.
has a pink cowboy hat.
Has a Pillsbury butt plug.
plaster casters his own buttplugs.
Prefers the basement area of a port-a-potty.
Closet accordion player.
successful sperm bank robber.
Has a Swiss sperm bank account.
has downloaded every song from America's Next Top Model.
Shaves his kitty.
Caboki scalp model.
Slept with a pillow over his head then woke up with money in his mouth and no teeth.
Wears his Christmas stockings to bed.
raped his body pillow.
Wears an American flag scarf
Union Jack-off
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