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Coincidence
Conceit

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Force Fed Broken Bacon

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J E B Stuart
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White Bacon ~ More Bacon Than Bacon



Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not葉he real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

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avert_your_eyes
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'Hollow Bacon' starring Kevin Iforgothislastname.

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ignatz mouse
Pumamutter

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Are you there, Bacon? It's me, Margaret.
Encyclopedia Bacon Strikes Again

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ignatz mouse
Pumamutter

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Has anyone posted Brokeback Bacon or Baconback Mountain?

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Coincidence
Conceit

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Should have been Good Bacon Hunting.

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bacidath
me - a killer

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I spit on your bacon
Last bacon in Paris

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J E B Stuart
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In Bacon Hendrix mode:

Purple Bacon;
Bacon Joe:

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that bacon in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that bacon in your hand, oh
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her makin' bacon with another man
Yeah, I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her makin' bacon with another man ... .

Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not葉he real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

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Mister Freign
Population Surplus

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and the wind

whispers



"bacon"

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fubar
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I love my bacon
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search my bacon
I want you to find me
I forget my bacon
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch my bacon
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search my bacon
I want you to find me
I forget my bacon
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch my bacon
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

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The gods of evolution require sacrifice.

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avert_your_eyes
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Reservoir Bacon

Band of Bacon

Operation Broken Bacon

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billgerat
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Saving Private Bacon

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missjo
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Brussels sprouts are for throwing not for eating!!!

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Pinecrika
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Bacon Flamingos.

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Bacon Fink

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Muffy
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Hit me with your bacon stick, hit me slowly, hit me quick.

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I dont quite understand the situation in Malaysia

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Muffy
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My own private bacon-ho.

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I dont quite understand the situation in Malaysia

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J E B Stuart
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Sex & Drugs & Rock & Bacon

Amen.

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Coincidence
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The Esoteric Cult of Bacon

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Blue Bacon Cult

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Breakfast sausage deserves more respect.

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J E B Stuart
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Sitting on the Dock of the Bacon

Oh ... The Bacon City Rollers

Amen.

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The Gettysbacon Address by Abraham Bacon

Amen.

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ignatz mouse
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Four bacons and seven bacons ago ...

nice one.

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Bacon you very much, ignatz bacon!

Amen.

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