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BnB
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WTF!?!....maybe the melon fuckers will know

Square watermelons?

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Seen that before, they are more efficient to store, and you know short on space the japanese are.

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It's so that six guys can fuck it at once.

(they cost about $140 each I think)(they grow them in glass boxes).

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If I could only figure out how to grow pre-rolled blunts.....

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Slip a paper tube over the top of each bud while it is young?

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The seedless part is easy, it's the stems you'd have to contend with.

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Seen that before, they are more efficient to store, and you know short on space the japanese are.

-m


Sorry, Mord. It doesn't have anything to do with either sex or space. As everyone knows, the Japanese space program never got off to a solid start, though they did design a very comfortable and efficient self-cleaning visitor's center that can lay down, roll over, get 53 MPG and play MP3s.

They have no space vehicles or bisexual astronauts, which is a problem that NASA, the LPGA and cloning researches are presently working on by developing a square spacecraft and attempting to cross a dwarf sumo wrestler with an accordian.

Though their idea of making long oval refrigerators to accomodate the traditional watermelon shape rapidly fell out of favor due to the fridge's inability to remain upright (or even in one place) for a reasonable length of time, hopes are high that the new square designs (based on a mold of BNB's head) will stand the rigors of time and drunken salaryman rages.

Sony is in negotiations to secure Celine Dion's endorsement for the project, hoping that in return for $45,000,000 she will serve as an official anorexic foghorn.

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For comparison purposes...

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Someone find me the movie that gif is from.

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Slip a paper tube over the top of each bud while it is young?

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I've already told you, it has nothing to do with sex.

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My head would look cool with racing stripes.

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This is such old news...

Don't you guys watch the Simpsons....

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I would trade some frozen roadkill for a webcam shot of Goatboy's face when he saw the words "melon fuckers."

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Don't you guys watch the Simpsons....


When you finally see last nights South Park that will be funny in a whole different way.

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