Seeing that no one is taking my suggestions seriously anyway,
I think you should install a bar tap in the lost forum and see about getting Princess_Chelle to do lap dances. I would like to see an instructions page for better flaming as well. You might think about painting the walls in here, this red is starting to peel. Perhaps a little quarter-round trim might help. Please fix the sink in the bathroom, that drip is driving me nuts. One last thing, you need a big flashing neon sign out front that warns people about the nuts in here.