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VKL
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The internet is a wonderful and amazing thing, really, I mean it. There is so much information on any subject you could possibly think of.
So today I got a message from some random person on AIM, I accept it, and what does it say?

"Hi"
"asl?"

I stare at it for a second, then I proceed to answer. Then the person says.

"Sorry, to young for u"

Yes, the internet, such a wonderful and amazing thing....

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Venus
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Didn't you know that's what the internet was created for?

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Krogoth
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god damn thats annoying when people do that

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flocat
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I could go into the evils of the internet as well as its benefits but that would probably be boring and over everyone's heads and stuff. I could talk about the Derrida's Deconstruction and apply it to the decline of our post-modern society here on the internet. Again, it would probably only make sense to those that have had some previous background in the issues. Though, you could always just jump on google and research it. As RiZZ would say, "I bet google knows."

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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by flocat
I could go into the evils of the internet as well as its benefits but that would probably be boring and over everyone's heads and stuff. I could talk about the Derrida's Deconstruction and apply it to the decline of our post-modern society here on the internet. Again, it would probably only make sense to those that have had some previous background in the issues. Though, you could always just jump on google and research it. As RiZZ would say, "I bet google knows."


Don't be too condescending or nuthin, flo.

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i find all my best real-life conversations start the same way:

me "hi"
them "hi"
me "how old are you?"
them "what?"
me "so, are you a guy or what?"
them "are you retarded?"
me "where you from?"
them "stay away from me, please"
me "sex0r?"

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Paint CHiPs
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Yeah, and it's tough imitating a winking smilie with hand gestures.

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and they can see that my claims of being stoned are false.

"im smokin a fatty"
"no you're not, you're eating doritos and playing with yourself"

the real world is hard.

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Mordecai
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bwahahahahahahahahaha...

that reminds me of an issue of IRCnews
, thakns BP

-m

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