An IT bloke was crossing a road one day when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The IT bloke took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it,
and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you
want."

Again the IT bloke took the frog out, smiled at it, and put
it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The IT bloke said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for
a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."

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awesome.

i agree.

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that was fantastic

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What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman?



The used car salesman *knows* that he's lying.

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poetic

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