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philjit
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Take a moment to laugh at CzechReck

Yes this is a moment of pure hilarity. CzechReck brings us all pleasure again with his hilarious incidentts. I have just got up and checked my email. In it I have an email from my someone on my old team at work (the one Czech works on). It simply has a cut n paste from a log form that is used to record the nature of the call. Czech caled to advise that he may be late for work. It says the following:


Nature_of_Call: Andy K (czech) called to say he is on a train which has nobody else on it, and appears not to be stopping at any station.

Action_Taken: He has no idea where he is going, and where the train will stop. He will call again later.

Calls_transferred: NO

I pissed myself with laughter when I read this and had to call pour czech and laugh at him personally. You crack me up big man

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CzEcH rEcK
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That was the start of a very bad day. A very bad day indeed.

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goddamn!

that is special. Laugh at him for me

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oh he's here.

I will then.

andy,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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CzEcH rEcK
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It wasn't my fault, it was the same platform and the same time train, there was no guard to tell me the train had been cleared and the fucking doors were open, I mean for fuck sake!!! You'd have thought they would have locked them?!?!?!

Oh and Phil, you are a cunt.

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J E B Stuart
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Heheheh.

I've got a humour point right here, just waitin' t'be given away, but I can't decide whether it should go to Phil or Czeck.

Guess I'll just have t'keep it all to m'self.

Amen.

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Boy, I'm glad I just drive to work. No mystery stop trains for me!

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That's gold.

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Hehe, this was so funny I just had to read it again.

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What's the freaken mystery? He gets on the train... and EVERYONE ELSE HOPS OFF! Including the conductor and motorman!

Knowing him as well as I do, this is totally understandable!

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Czech deserves his own sitcom.

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quote:
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Czech deserves his own sitcom.


Just as long as I get some big brested dumb bimbo model to bang every night.

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Just as long as I get some big brested dumb bimbo model to bang every night.





thats more of a channel5 thing than the bbc, but sure. i think we can manage that. might even throw in a bowl of charlie for you too.

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thats more of a channel5 thing than the bbc, but sure. i think we can manage that. might even throw in a bowl of charlie for you too.



Now were talking, can I also chuck in a serious drinking problem? Oh yeah, this isnt a documentary is it.

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no, no. thats ok. we can do that too. film it like 'The Office'. i think it will work.

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Czechreck... Internerd techie by day, drunk coaked up wife beater/prostitute abuser/proper arse hole by night.

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only you could do that czech

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