I'm bored at school.

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Play with yourself. That ought to liven up your day.

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already have. need to research a history paper.

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I'm a historian.

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The History of paper

The art of making paper from fibrous matter appears to have been practised by the Chinese at a very distant period. Different writers have traced it back to the 2nd century B.C. Paper first became available for the rest of the world in the middle of the 8th century. In 751 the Arabs, who had occupied Samarkand early in the century, were attacked there by the Chinese. The invasion was repelled by the Arab governor, who in the pursuit, it is related, captured certain prisoners who were skilled in paper-making and who imparted their knowledge to their new masters. Hence began the Arabian manufacture, which rapidly spread to all parts of the Arab dominions. The extent to which it was adopted for literary purposes is proved by the comparatively large number of early Arabic mss. on paper which have been preserved dating from the 9th century. The material of the Arab paper was apparently substantially linen. It seems that the Arabs, and the skilled Persian workmen whom they employed, at once resorted to flax, which grows abundantly in Khorasan, as their principal material, afterwards also making use of rags, supplemented, as the demand grew, with any vegetable fibre that would serve; cotton, if used at all, was used very sparingly. Paper of Oriental manufacture in the middle ages was usually distinguished by its stout substance and glossy surface, and was devoid of water-marks. Paper was probably first brought into Greece from Asia. There is a record of its use by the empress Irene at about the end of the 13th century, but with one doubtful exception, there are no extant Greek mss. on paper before the middle of the 13th century.

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What is an extant Greek mss.?

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manuscripts.

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true story:

a couple of years ago, a student was caught yanking it in class (not mine, but a colleague's). anyway, she is repulsed and scolds him. then she says, "how many times have you done this?" he looks down at his hand, counts his fingers, gets to five and says, "you mean today, or this year?"

he became known as the right hand man for the rest of his days at the school. this happened when he was a sophomore. so, that's at least two more years of "right hand man" and people knowing that he likes to jerk off in class. creepy.

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How the hell could he manage to jerk off in class without getting caught even the first time, much less several times over the course of the year?

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apparently he was really quiet and sat in a corner where the teacher couldn't really see all that well. needless to say, her seating arrangement changed after that day.

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Originally posted by Roshigoth
How the hell could he manage to jerk off in class without getting caught even the first time, much less several times over the course of the year?

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Originally posted by flocat
true story:

a couple of years ago, a student was caught yanking it in class (not mine, but a colleague's). anyway, she is repulsed and scolds him. then she says, "how many times have you done this?" he looks down at his hand, counts his fingers, gets to five and says, "you mean today, or this year?"

he became known as the right hand man for the rest of his days at the school. this happened when he was a sophomore. so, that's at least two more years of "right hand man" and people knowing that he likes to jerk off in class. creepy.

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There was this one guy at my high school who got caught monking the spanky in the shower after gym. We had all come outta the shower and the woodentop PE teacher came in asking after him. We said he was still in the shower so 'Sir' goes in there. The next thing we hear is 'YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!' The jerker came running out the shower full tilt with his hands over his pink bits. He didnt have big enough hands to cover himself up so we guessed what he had been up to by the erect knob he had poking out between his fingers. The teacher came out and glared at him. 'Listen you little wanka! If you wanna bash the bishop you do it in your own time.' Needless to say we were all cracking up at this point and even the teacher lost it and laughed at the guy. Imagine the shame.

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