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Boobsnbuds
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Post Bears really do shit in the woods.

It's true. I saw it on a Charmin commercial last night.

*shudders*

After 4 shots, and two bong's I didn't need to see a bear smiling while he wiped his ass.
A cartoon bear at that.

I'll never look at Smokey the same way again.
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quote:
Originally posted by Boobsnbuds:
It's true. I saw it on a Charmin commercial last night.
*shudders*


Charmin blocks your toilet. It nearly flooded us out, don;t buy it dude. Besides when you do you will think of that bear. Hey you should see the follow - ups to that advert.

*shudders*

I won't spoil it for you though.

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what is a "bear"? never heard of it. why do they shit in the woods?

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Just follow the bear

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what is a "bear"? never heard of it. why do they shit in the woods?


It's a very large hairy fish with legs. They shit in the woods because the ocean is too far away.


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I just wanna know where they get the charmin in the first place

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I just wanna know where they get the charmin in the first place


From the forest ranger.



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Why does the ranger care?
the TP would pollute his forrest, so I'd imagine he'd be against it

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A bear and a rabbit are shitting together in the forest. After a few grunts and squeezes, they both just kinda sit there for a second.

Bear:Hey Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?
Rabbit:No, why do you ask?

Afterwhich the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

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The TP would pollute his forrest, so I'd imagine he'd be against it


That depends on what the bears eat.



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