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BnB
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Reasons not to live in Florida.

Suddenly my whole family is heading for sun and surf.

My father has already relocated to central Florida.

I'm driving down with my sister to help settle her into USF in a couple of weeks.

My mother is going to be down there within 12 months to help offset the cost of college for my sister.

My grandparents are already there 7 months of the year.

My best friend has already been there for 5 years.

And I've always wanted to live closer to the ocean.

I was planning on moving before my oldest starts school next fall. The first year of public school will be traumatic enough anyway. Why not get the pain over all at once rather than changing schools every year for 10 years like I did?

So can anyone give me a good reason not to just uproot and move the fam-damnily where it'll be nice most of the time?

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1. Cuba could invade at anytime, and where do you think they might land when they do? Yep, Florida.

2. Space aliens could invade at anytime, and where do you think they might land when they do? Yep, Florida AGAIN.

3. Dan Marino.

4. Old Jewish people from New York could invade...nevermind.

5. Two words: heat rash.

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skalie
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6. The weather won't match your clothes.

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I'm not sure if the weather is good enough to make up for the old people and the tourists. Maybe if you get a good coke connection.

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quote:
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I'm not sure if the weather is good enough to make up for the old people and the tourists.


I've thought of that.
But I keep coming back to this.
Why wait till I'm 60?

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quote:
Originally posted by ElvisMonster
1. Cuba could invade at anytime

2. Space aliens could invade at anytime



What's the difference?

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quote:
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6. The weather won't match your clothes.


So I'll have to switch from Jeans and a T-shirt to Shorts and a T-shirt.

Tough choice.

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quote:
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So I'll have to switch from Jeans and a T-shirt to Shorts and a T-shirt.



Shorts and a loud shirt.

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If you can read a ballot and punch a chad, I say go. Florida needs you.

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Bugs, jews, and spics.

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I am convinced that brain of the guy in your avatar fared better than yours.

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He is being 'Edgy'*. And Edginess is what this place is all about.


* In this case defined as a faux racist mongoloid with a small penis and a childish desire to provoke outrage

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I can live with the bugs.

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You also need to consider the bugs' feelings

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quote:
Originally posted by Jack the Bagman
Bugs, jews, and spics.


No different than Ohio.
Just less corn and more lizards.

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Well, when I say "live with" I mean it is legal for me to exterminate them.

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quote:
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You also need to consider the bugs' feelings


Ever smelled mothballs?

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Florida is America's penis. That alone would deter me.

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Nute says that the South blows. Add to that a lot of old North-Easterners and it blows and crumbles.

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quote:
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Florida is America's penis. That alone would deter me.


I prefer to think of it as an engorged clitoris.
Would that make california America's ass?
I must be living on America's right nipple currently.

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Where in Florida Joe?

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Where in Florida Joe?


Anywhere
But most likely somewhere on the gulf side.
Probably the Tampa/St Pete/Clearwater area, but that's only because I know that area a little.

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Ah, I only know the eastern side myself. I rather like Florida though. I miss it.

And don't worry, the beautiful, topless, golden people make up for the shriveled ones.

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And don't worry, the beautiful, topless, golden people make up for the shriveled ones.


If that is what he wants, he should just keep on heading South down to Rio.

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quote:
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Tampa


Hmm...Tampa Tushy Fest.

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