If you're not hip to the slang, a rim job is licking your partner's ass. No, not the cheeks --the little pink shebang.
Don't underestimate the power of a good rim job. It'll give your man the " Wow, you're so good to me and I love you sooooo much" googly eyes for at least 24 hours. And, he'll think you are the best lay in the tri-state area.
Just remember the three cardinal rules of rim jobs:
Wash it! Wash it! Wash it!
That's right. Make sure that baby is squeaky clean before you put your tongue anywhere near it. Catch your man fresh out of the shower, or put him in the tub and scrub him yourself. It's got to be clean.
Now that he's clean, you might not want to let him know what he's in for. Some boys get a little uptight when you mention going anywhere near their ass, but few will complain once you're already there.
The most tactful and rewarding way to work a rim job into your sexual repertoire is to combine it with a blow job. You're already down there, you're only a few licks away from the back door, and your man is relaxed.
After the fellatio smorgasbord has begun, warm him up to the idea of ass-play by inching your finger towards his little pink naughty. Give it a good rub. In a few minutes, he'll be squirming and begging for more. Now make your move.
Change from blow job to hand job mode so you can free up your mouth for the real action. A blow job is the rim job starter kit, but the hand job is the faithful partner. A little light hand action should keep him on the edge while you explore his neglected nether regions.
If you're man has been good and deserves a bonus, Give his perineum ( otherwise known as the 'taint' or 'chode' ) a nice tongue-lashing as you work your way down the happy trail. Once you're knocking on his little pink back door, use your naughty instincts to gauge what he does and doesn't like.
Lick, Lick, Lick! You're mere moments away from unconditional adoration.
A well-groomed pussycat is a glorious entity. A force to be reckoned with, it can level cities and awe innocent bystanders. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating but it can turn a grown man into a brainless drooling idiot in under 10 seconds. Therefore, neglecting your pussoire is worse than forgetting to brush your teeth before you go to the dentist.
Girls have so many options that every time you take off your panties can be a new adventure. Here are a few tips to keep him guessing and you his reigning ultimate sex goddess:
If that's your thing, work it. But keep it clean. Moisture leads to bacteria, which can cause odor. A good washing insures it'll be a warm yummy place where he wants to stick his head every chance he gets. And that's the goal, isn't it?
Little hearts or Playboy bunnies, a porn-style stripe or the classic triangle. Trimming is creative, fun, and a sure way to keep him wondering what's new and interesting in your panties.A gentle touch with scissors or an extra gentle touch with a your boyfriend's moustache trimmer should be all you need. But drawing the perfect pubic butterfly or bunny will take some practice.
The Stripper / Porn Star Look
Most strippers I know shave it all. Some girls swear that shaving makes your naughty bits more sensitive and having an orgasm much easier. I happen to agree.
If you're willing to go all the way, here are a few helpful hints.
• Soak in a hot bath or long shower before attempting to shave. It opens pores, so the hair is easier to remove.
• Lather well before shaving. A good shaving cream or bath lotion will protect your skin from razor burn.
• Shave with the grain of the hair, not against it. It'll decrease your chances of getting razor burn and will lessen skin irritation.
• Moisturize after shaving, to soothe your skin.
If you don't want to shave, you can always brave a Brazilian Wax. Personally, I couldn't stand to have that poor girl at the salon yanking hot wax off of my privates. But a wax does leave your puss baby soft and hairless for months at a time, freeing you from the need to shave every other day.
Besides shaving and trimming, there are as many different ways to dress up your Pussoire as there are girls. Here are a couple of suggestions to get your creative juices flowing.
• If you love the sun, you can tan with a Playboy bunny sticker near your bikini line. You'll be dark, but you'll have a little white bunny poking out of your panties.
• You can mendhi your belly and panty line with henna to add that exotic sex goddess appeal to any erotic encounter.
No matter how they wear your hair down there, boys need to remember the cardinal rule of intimate grooming:
Keep it Clean!
For years I've heard one thing from boys: I don't get enough blow jobs.
And I've heard one thing from the ladies in their lives: If he'd take a shower, he'd get more blow jobs.
Okay boys, this is your wake-up call. A clean wee-bug means that you are getting more action. Take that shower.
Now that you have cleanliness mastered, it's time for the advanced lesson in personal intimate grooming: Styling your pubic hair.
You and Your Partner's Preference
How you style your pubic hair has a lot to do with you and your partner's preferences. Some girls like it hairy. Others won't put their mouth anywhere near it if there's so much as one little curly on it. No matter what style you choose, consider your partners preferences and its ultimate effect on the quality of your sex life.
The Disco Bush
If you're going to let your pubes go au natural, here are a few things to keep in mind. Hair traps moisture, moisture causes bacteria, bacteria leads to odor. If you insist on long curly locks in your nether region, wash them often and thoroughly.
The trim is great if you like hair, but don't want a 70s afro every time you pull down your pants. Simply bust out the scissors or the mustache trimmer and take a little off the top.
The Porn Star
Peter North, step aside. If you want that porn star look, wash off your razor and get to work. First, trim your pubic hair into a crew cut. Next, shave your balls. Voila! Max Hardcore will be jealous of your neatly manicured package. ( Oh, and chicks really dig shaved little monsters, they're so smooth and yummy we just want to suck on them...)
Here are a few tips for shaving your cahones:
Soak in the bathtub or a hot shower before shaving. It makes the hair easier to remove. If you have particularly thick hair, consider trimming it to a manageable length before attempting to shave it. And finally, shave with the grain of the hair, not against it . It'll save you razor burn and a few nasty red bumps.
If you're feeling wild and crazy, you could shave it all off. But beware. Once you shave you have to keep shaving every few days or you'll be itchy!
I'm sure this thought has crossed your mind already. Having your partner groom your naughty parts with you is a highly erotic activity that will inevitably lead to steamy hot sex. Just make sure she has a steady hand....