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urbanjunkie
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 Cockney? Moi?
*puts on his pearly suit*
anyone for jellied eels? or may be you prefer some lovely pie & mash? hey gov'ner?
*orders two pints of winona from the bar*
i dont adam and eve this! dont you wooden planks like my john skinner?
*assumes that everyones having a barclays bank*
ok, i'm off. i'm going for a quick Eartha...
http://www.aldertons.com/slang-.htm
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here'.
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would someone please translate what he just said?
*studies some more*
ack! im getting a headache from that....
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GoFuckYourselves!
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I think he got that off the Rosetta Stone.
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urbanjunkie
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
I think he got that off the Rosetta Stone.
you aint got a bloody vinda!
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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
you aint got a bloody vinda!
What do you mean I don't have a vinda. I got Microsoft Vinda's 2000!!!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!:
What do you mean I don't have a vinda. I got Microsoft Vinda's 2000!!!!!
youre really giving me a tukish now......
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GoFuckYourselves!
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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
youre really giving me a tukish now......
I love Jennifer Lopez' tukish, I'll tell you that!!!!!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
*puts on his pearly suit*
Real cockney's wear stupid suits with pearls on them
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anyone for jellied eels? or may be you prefer some lovely pie & mash? hey gov'ner?
Jellied eel are a London delicacy. They are awful. Mash is masjed potato.
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*orders two pints of winona from the bar*
He has ordered two pints of Cider from the bar. (Winona Ryder=cider)
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i dont adam and eve this! dont you wooden planks like my john skinner?
I don't believe it, don't you yanks like my....(not sure on John Skinner, could be dinner or whatever ryhmes with that)
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*assumes that everyones having a barclays bank*
Assumes everone is having a wank.
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ok, i'm off. i'm going for a quick Eartha...
ok I'm off for a quick shit (Eartha Kitt - shit)
And now I think its time for me too go up the apple and pears to bedfordshire with a nice cup of Rosie, after all you guys are all a bit chicken.
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Smug Git
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You aren't a cockney, either.
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Would you adam and eve it? I'm off down the rub a dub to 'ave a butchers at the local lemonade. I'll bung on the old daisy's and be two ticks
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Smug Git
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Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
I am, so. At least I'm not from Essex.
Born within sound of Bow Bells, were you?
Mockney imposter, that's you. You're one fat tongue away from being Jamie Oliver.
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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
Born within sound of Bow Bells, were you?
Mockney imposter, that's you. You're one fat tongue away from being Jamie Oliver.
Imposter, indeed, heh! I was born in East London! But, now you're really taking the fucking piss comparing me to one of your fellow county men! Are you sure your real name isn't Dave?
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Originally posted by Aydin
Jamie Oliver's pucker in my book.
Only because you want to stab his japs-eye!
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Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Imposter, indeed, heh! I was born in East London!
East London is a big place, and Bow Bells can't be heard from all of it, varlet.
I never take the piss.
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quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
I didn't say phucker.
But I bet you wanted to.
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Chav? Mockney? Make your minds up, for fucks sake, I'm suffering from an identity crisis! So, smug, you don't take the piss! But I heard somewhere that you once took class, apparently.
Is it true that all teachers suffer from 'coffee breath'?
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Large coffee consumption is a dangerous thing for the working teacher anyhow. Teaching with bursting bladder for an hour would be no fun.
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Shit, Smug, your bladder would burst on a thimble of espresso. You leak more than goatse on a prune juice diet.
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It's just strange. Every teacher that berated me for some badness or other always had the distinct aroma of 'coffe breath.' I hated it.
Where the fuck is the author of this god forsaken thread? Has his mum taken his PC away?
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It's just strange. Every teacher that berated me for some badness or other always had the distinct aroma of 'coffe breath.'
Or could it be that people that drink coffee are more apt to call a chav a chav?
Oops, gotta go, coffee's done.
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