membent

So, I was in CompUSA last night and I thought the girl behind the movie rental part was pretty hot. I remembered her name from the other night at a party my girlfriend and her roomate threw, because my roomate fucked her. Her name is Tabby.

So, I knocked some shelves full of movies over in a fit of rage before Tabitha bent her naked body over for a deep doggy style penetration. I gave it to her good enough to hurt and she winced and dodged and all that good stuff. After that was over I went back to knocking the movies over and cursing CompUSA as a whole. After I was done with that I took a leak in the fountain in the other room. It really took a while before I figured out that it was the bathroom and the fountain was supposed to be pissed in. You should've seen the look of confusion on my face. When I was done some other clerk-type girl told me someone had called the police and that I should leave. Of course, after I made it down the hallway the sirens were in earshot which surely meant my demise.

I darted out the back and ran and ran until the mountains were not only in view, but at my feet. I ran barefoot through the snow and hopped over the large rocks and other barriers in my way before coming to a construction yard. The snow had all been swept away from it and only large piles of dirt were prominant along side the makeshift road. An entire fleet of 18 wheelers and bulldozers and other heavy equipment started to come my direction with lights blaring. I watched as they approached like a dear in the headlights for a while, then darted away for fear they may be after me just as the police. After that the memories come to an ubrupt end, probably because of the phone call I received from my girl this morning.

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Mechanically Seperated Chicken

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Written like the mind moves.

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†Insanity† Insanity as a religion
E=Insane˛ Insanity as a science

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Like a dream I had.

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Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken.

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Sounds like a nice trip.

Too bad the chick snapped you out of it.

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You know, you're funny, memdink.
Without the dink.
Post more.
(Um...of less this genre)
Where have you been anyway?

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no doubt you'll return.

that was superb.

last night i had to convince several people that the cure for the impending rash of earthquakes involves an ammonia and vinegar solution pumped deep into the earth's crust with heavy equipment.

a decent portion of my stress came from my inability to locate copious amounts of this foul smelling solution.

sadly, no penetration was involved.

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POW!

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Once there was this kid who got into an accident, so he fucked a chicken.

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Have a good day, and if you feel like subjecting your genitals to high doses of x-ray radiation I'm sure the world will kindly thank you.

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