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Supercool
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So I just got in from a smoking cruise with ze German and Geoffoshua. While we were out I was driving to the gas station when I saw something in the road ahead. It appeared to be someone walking in my lane towards my car. I slowed down and stopped and he stumbled up to the window. He appeared to have been partaking heavily in the holiday's festivities and the following exchange took place:
Dude: I live down the street.
Dude: My wife just left me and I was hoping you would hit me with your car.
Me: Well I can't really do that but there's some cars coming in the other lane if you'd like to try again.
Dude: You're a good man.
He continued down the street in my lane and less than 5 seconds later a cop passed me and turned his lights on. They drove off presumably to the dude's house to sort things out.
An exciting night in my tiny town.
In other news, I just ate this.
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