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F6963: rufus
TheRottenDog: is a vicious animal
F6963: rufus
TheRottenDog: digs holes in SOULS
F6963: rufus
TheRottenDog: hates cops
F6963: is an all-purpose cleaner
F6963: rufus
TheRottenDog: chews on bones... your bones
F6963: I kinda lkie this
F6963: RUFUS
TheRottenDog: ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA AND THEN FARTED ON A WATERBED
F6963: eeeeewewwww
F6963: RUFUS
TheRottenDog: went to check the mail and got shot with a squirt gun
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: has two ears but hates wearing hats
F6963: oh man
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: i could do this all night
TheRottenDog: chewed up the used condom he found on the floor of your closet
F6963: that's because we're talkin bout Rufus
F6963: foo
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: true
TheRottenDog: doesn't use toilet paper because "it's for cats"
F6963: RUFUS!
TheRottenDog: IS WHITE BUT ACCEPTS OTHER COLORS
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: once choked a man out for not signalling a left turn
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: forgot his mom's birthday
F6963: ouch
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: used to drive a dumptruck but got his license taken away for being a DOG
F6963: !
F6963: RUFUS
F6963: I dig it
TheRottenDog: FORGED A CHECK AND HAD TO MOVE OUT OF STATE
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: voted for Pat Buchanan because "he's a go-to guy"
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: likes jawbreakers but hates JEWS
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: wanted to go to woodstock but was born too late
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: looked up at the sky and called god a "fucker"
F6963: Rufus!~
TheRottenDog: tried eating his own shit but didn't want to look "like a nigger"
F6963: Rufus!~
TheRottenDog: doesn't take no guff
F6963: Nosiree
F6963: Rufus
TheRottenDog: tried to hump gavin but forgot how to use a penis
F6963: He'd never seen it done.
F6963: Rufus!~
TheRottenDog: lost the house and car to some JEWS
F6963: Rufus!~
TheRottenDog: doesn't approve
F6963: Rufus!~
TheRottenDog: would win in a fight against tron
F6963: oh wow
TheRottenDog: i mean Bruce
F6963: ah
F6963: no way
TheRottenDog: sorry
F6963: Rufus!~
TheRottenDog: transcription error
TheRottenDog: likes blue popsicles
F6963: Rufus!~
TheRottenDog: is a dog
F6963: okay, that does it
TheRottenDog: yeah
F6963: any word from the folks yet
TheRottenDog: calling
TheRottenDog: right now
TheRottenDog: krystal has rainbow dial
F6963: that's SO cool
F6963: mdc is playin triple rock tonight
TheRottenDog: i know it
TheRottenDog: todd and nick already left
F6963: yup
TheRottenDog: it started at 5
F6963: ah
F6963: he said he was gonna call me about 1030 or so
F6963: and buy me beer
TheRottenDog: hammer??
F6963: which I thought was mighty white of him
F6963: yeah
TheRottenDog: he's gonna buy you beer at 1030?
TheRottenDog: oh at the bar
F6963: like at cc
TheRottenDog: ok
TheRottenDog: atmosphere talks about having a pitcher at the cc
F6963: atmosphere?
TheRottenDog: yeah
F6963: who is atmosphere
TheRottenDog: http://liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov/academ...atmosphere.html
F6963: nowhere on that does it say anything about having a pitcher at the cc
TheRottenDog: haha
TheRottenDog: he's a nationally acclaimed hiphop artist
TheRottenDog: you must be old if you've never heard of him
F6963: :-(
F6963: I'm old
TheRottenDog: well jsut talked to my parents
TheRottenDog: they already went to eat
TheRottenDog: i guess
F6963: when are you goin out to eat
F6963: ah
F6963: pity
TheRottenDog: :|
TheRottenDog: yeah
F6963: come on over
TheRottenDog: whats goin on
F6963: I may make a PB&J
TheRottenDog: OH BOY!!!!!!!!
TheRottenDog: No way in hell i'm missin THAT!
F6963: YEAH!
TheRottenDog: goddamnit
TheRottenDog: fuckin
F6963: I should get a 40
TheRottenDog: you ever been to Buca de Beppo
F6963: nope, but I worked with a guy whose wife works for them
TheRottenDog: ah
F6963: yeah
TheRottenDog: it's good shit
F6963: I bet
TheRottenDog: thats where we were gonna go for dinner
F6963: were
F6963: now what're you gonna eat
TheRottenDog: but i guess my parents just took my sister and her roommate to eat at the mall of america
TheRottenDog: shrug
TheRottenDog: i don't know
F6963: man
TheRottenDog: i'll probably just eat shit and die
F6963: you got dissed
TheRottenDog: pretty much
F6963: nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms
TheRottenDog: "Oh we thought you didn't get off work till 8"
TheRottenDog: hehe exactly
F6963: and we didn't wanna call and find out we were wrong
F6963: so we dissed you and took out yer sister
TheRottenDog: "No mom actually I took off early and tried calling you and dad both but you wouldn't answer >:-0"
TheRottenDog: pretty much
TheRottenDog: oh well
TheRottenDog: I'm a Big Boy nowdays
F6963: just remember to cut parallel and not perpendicular
TheRottenDog: up the street not across the road
F6963: yu
F6963: p
TheRottenDog: well shit
TheRottenDog: what you wanna do tonight
F6963: dunno. I am gonna make that pb&j though
F6963: and then make a decision
TheRottenDog: heh
TheRottenDog: cool
F6963: A DECISION!
F6963: gimme five minutes
F6963: brb
TheRottenDog: i'll just sit here and play poker and slam beer
F6963: beer?

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