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		<title>Asylumites in Art for Dummies (Part 1.1)</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-3147.html</link>
		<description>Here we go again.  The art flows like pus from a festering wound.  The boy is working on the portrait of a certain noob.  It will get posted tomorrow.

For now you will have to deal with old class.







And for his wallet...






PS> I had to make t...</description>
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		<title>Asylumites in Art for Dummies (Part 1)</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-3115.html</link>
		<description>Ok, we are gonna try this one more time since some of you are conceptually challenged.  If you are new to this gallery, it all started here, but will continue here more in the way I intended.  

Anyone wishing to contribute to this Asylumite PORTRAIT a...</description>
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		<title>Jettisoning the Pod</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2994.html</link>
		<description>There come times in every parent's life when they contemplate the things that they did wrong and the things that they did right in rearing their kid(s). These periods of navel-gazing examine the time spent nurturing and guiding one's progeny to adultho...</description>
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		<title>A Story</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2824.html</link>
		<description>Paul Aurandt was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma on September 4, 1918.  As a child he enjoyed the hobby of building radio sets and in 1933, while in high school, he frequented KVOO radio until the station manager finally hired him. There he helped clean up and...</description>
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		<title>The New Stone Age</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2820.html</link>
		<description>My wife has been traveling on business a lot lately, which has left us only weekends to be together.  It sucks, but is the business we have chosen.  At any rate, we like to make the best of the time we have together by getting out and doing things; oft...</description>
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		<title>Do Not Eat</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2765.html</link>
		<description>Ok, here's the deal; I have high blood pressure and a cholesterol level that would make my blood a suitable substitute for ski wax.  Both of these conditions are conveniently controlled by miracles of modern medicine in the form of drugs.  I find the d...</description>
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		<title>My Day in Deadwood</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2757.html</link>
		<description>It was fucking hotter than the fucking hinges of hell when I rode into fucking Deadwood.  The fucking streets were fucking teaming with people, most of them miners and most of them fucking drunk.  The fucking sheriff eyed me from under the brim of his ...</description>
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		<title>How to Build a Poodle</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2743.html</link>
		<description>Why anyone would want a poodle is beyond my ability to comprehend.  A poodle is to a dog what Michael Jackson is to a Black man.  

France, of course, is recognized as the country that this gayest of dog breeds got its start, although some authorities ...</description>
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		<title>My Half-Living Will</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2727.html</link>
		<description>My Half-Living Will


Due to recent events I have determined that, not only do I need a "living will", but that a "half-living will" is in order.  For this purpose I lift the cyber quill from its digital well and do jot.

I understand that, as an incom...</description>
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		<title>The Usual Suspects?</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/Trenchant_Troll/post-2718.html</link>
		<description>Somewhere along the line the meaning of the word "suspect" was lost.  Like so many words during this era of Political Correctness, it has morphed into something almost unrecognizable in a great many cases.  According to Merriam-Webster's Dictionary the...</description>
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