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		<title>Dirty Little Secrets</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2854.html</link>
		<description>I stumbled upon this website at http://postsecret.blogspot.com/.  The idea is this, anyone can create a postcard revealing a secret that they hold inside, and send it (no not as an email attachment, I said postcard damnit! think stamps!) anonymously to...</description>
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		<title>Feed Me! -- Cool Web Thingies: RSS, News and Blogs</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2848.html</link>
		<description>RSS is catching on, and rightfully so.  It's one of those really cool ideas which continue to make the internerd better, more useful, and cooler.
RSS is Really Simple Syndication.  It allows one website to share content with other websites, or applicat...</description>
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		<title>Limey Expelled From US for Indecent Defication</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2354.html</link>
		<description>Limey Expelled From US for Indecent Defication in the White House



(Hooters ## Washington, DC) An unidentified British citizen was removed from the White House by force and returned to the UK after a brief confrontation.

The accused allegedly ...</description>
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		<title>Ghey Test: What Asylumite Are You?</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2353.html</link>
		<description>So you wanna find out, do ya?
It seems every site on the internet nowadays has a test specific to them.  Something that they can call their own.  A test that isn't yanked from a fucking Fark link.  A test that defines you as a member of your community...</description>
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		<title>Flying Jackass Sighted in AZ Desert</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2350.html</link>
		<description>(Hooters ## Sedona, AZ) Many reports of an unidentified flying jackass hovering over the Arizona desert came streaming in last weekend.  A 9-1-1 operator reportedly stated "People are justifiably in a state of panic, it is after all a frightening thoug...</description>
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		<title>Asylum Celebrates Anal Sex Month</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2349.html</link>
		<description>Anal Sex Month. Can anyone remember the last time we had an anal sex month?  Jeez, I can't remember, it's surely been a long time. In fact, i'm not even sure October is legitimately Anal Sex Month, but since the holiday has gone by unobserved for so lo...</description>
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		<title>Canada to mint "Cock Cash"</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2348.html</link>
		<description>In a controversial effort to please Canada's population which is comprised vastly of homosexual men, they have announced their intentions to produce what has been dubbed "Cock Cash", Canadian tender featuring nude gay models proudly displaying their in...</description>
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		<title>Woman Accused of Cock Crime</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2347.html</link>
		<description>(HOOTERS ## Providence, RI) In an embarrasing incident a local woman identified as Joey Cat was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and sexual deception last Saturday after parading her privates on the busy streets of Providence.  
"I feel hur...</description>
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		<title>Hands Free Cellular Phones</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2346.html</link>
		<description>I don't know if you've heard, but starting Jan 1, 2003 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a "hands free" adapter. 

I went to Circuit City and they wanted $50 for a headset with a boom microphone for my cell ...</description>
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		<title>Man Steals Odd Store Display</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/dingle/post-2345.html</link>
		<description>Man Steals Odd Store Display

Late friday night in a small pharmacy in London, UK a man entered posing as a regular customer. He was dressed nicely and carried several red roses in his hand. He made his way to the back of the store where he then pick...</description>
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