(HOOTERS ## Providence, RI) In an embarrasing incident a local woman identified as Joey Cat was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and sexual deception last Saturday after parading her privates on the busy streets of Providence.

"I feel hurt and betrayed." Said a local man Frank N. Beans who had been courting Ms. Joey Cat for several months. "I had no idea she had cock 'n balls, I can't believe she deceived me like this."

Joey Cat is facing castration and death by boning for the sexual deception charges, but she maintains that the phallus is not hers.