In a controversial effort to please Canada's population which is comprised vastly of homosexual men, they have announced their intentions to produce what has been dubbed "Cock Cash", Canadian tender featuring nude gay models proudly displaying their inferior Canadian man bits.

Criticism is not limited to the sexual theme of the designs. Some have criticized the ethinicity of the men displayed. "What the hell do they have a black dude on there for? Everyone knows there (are) no blacks in Canada." stated Mr. The Jackass of Sedona, AZ.

However, judging by the endowment of said black male, it can be assumed that Canada does in fact have one negro.

The controversy doesn't end there, however. It's been determined that at least one of the featured homosexuals is in fact a U.S. citizen. Mord E. Queer of Colorado Springs explained "I just wanted to lick cock in the cold".

An associate of Mr. Queer, Mugtoe of Minneapolis, commented "If he wanted to lick cock in the cold he should've called me".

The new currency is expected to be released in early 2003.

Pictured left to right: bowmore, CRSR, Buddha's Penis, Mordecai, Wil Freak aka 'The Hammer', Dick White