Anal Sex Month. Can anyone remember the last time we had an anal sex month? Jeez, I can't remember, it's surely been a long time. In fact, i'm not even sure October is legitimately Anal Sex Month, but since the holiday has gone by unobserved for so long i'm redefining anal sex month as mid-October through mid-November.

I also want to dedicate this Anal Sex Month to a very speshal poster here at The Asylum. So special and so inspirational, that in fact i've decided to re-name Anal Sex Month altogether this year after her and her monumental accomplishments. Let's hear it for Bunkum's Virgin Asshole Cherry Buster Month!!! *pause for applause*

Before we delve into our dear bunkums recent ass-ripping experience, let us re-visit the history of anal sex for the newcomers this year.

The young generation take a lot of things for granted: Cable T.V., remote controls, cellular phones, automatic transmissions, cd players, computers, high-speed internet, food, water, easily accessable hunting rifles, drugs, friends who are old enough to buy smokes/booze, moms cash drawer, competent doctors, funeral plots, and of course promiscuous anal sex.

Legitimate anal sex is historically a very new practice, and has only existed since the mid-70's. An alternate, satanic form of anal sex existed before then, and still exists today, however it is discredited by every legitimate anal sex authority in existence, and scorned by the general public becaue of it's vulgar indecency. This method is sometimes referred to as "gay anal", however hundreds of synonyms have been attributed to the vile act.

Gay Anal is achieved when a male penetrates the rectum of another male with his erect member. Yes, please take a second to gag on your vomit, it is a vile, perverse, putrid practice that only leads to spreading the homo poison to us straight, god-fearing W.A.S.P.s.

Now that the facts are in order we may get back to our favourite anal recipient, bunkum dearest. While I applaud the revelatin of her newfound anal fixation, this isn't exactly the first time it's come up, as she seems to imply.

While i've never banged her asshole in the flesh, I can tell you it is damn near virtual reality in ivisit. I slapped on some warm beef liver and i couldnt tell the difference. No way that girl is an ass virgin.

Bunkum's case as she pleads it seems to be quite convincing on the surface, but it's really a cover-up for her own anal perverion. She claims that she's an ass virgin looking for anal advice, yet she hasn't even read
the anal sex bible: "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women". It seems every American since 1982 read this book in 5th grade, except bunkum of course, she just needs to perpetuate her deception for anal masturbation material. I'm not necessarily suggesting she has lied about her anal virginity in the flesh, and perhaps she really did lose said flower as she claims, but she is hardly a newcomer to the crap mining business.

Quite conveniently for her, I am unable to post her PM's to me because of the Princess Asswhore debaucle, which is a shame because said messages would prove every word of this article. I have engaged Bunkum regularly in anal darts for 2 years now, always at her request no less.

Perhap as I continually savage her character in public such as this she will one day cave ass first into my cock (balls deep). Until that moment, and perhaps after that moment, I may continue to, but probably will not write any more long drawn out analysises of bunkums anal sex life, because it ended up too much fucking work. maybe my next article will cover her average vaginal discharge volume.

ON BEHALF OF MYSELF, AND THE ASYLUM MANAGEMENT, WE WISH YOU A GAY MERRY ANAL SEX MONTH, AND HOPE YOU PROSPER FROM ALL YOUR ANAL ENDEAVORS.