(Hooters ## Sedona, AZ) Many reports of an unidentified flying jackass hovering over the Arizona desert came streaming in last weekend. A 9-1-1 operator reportedly stated "People are justifiably in a state of panic, it is after all a frightening thought".

While many visitors have fled the city, some local old timers remained calm. "It's just that jackass flying his balloon again" said J. Dickellover of Sedona, as if such an abhorration were a normal occurrence.

Sedona, which is not far from the infamous Area 51, has been flooded with UFO seekers and conspiracy theorists, however the federal government maintains that the sighting was nothing more than a low flying weather balloon.