Limey Expelled From US for Indecent Defication in the White House

(Hooters ## Washington, DC) An unidentified British citizen was removed from the White House by force and returned to the UK after a brief confrontation.
The accused allegedly soiled a bathroom in the White House during a public tour, and assaulted White House staff when confronted. Reports indicate that the bathroom was extensively soiled with feces. There is no indication of any motive at this time.
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