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The horror
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I broke my bullet today, limiting my masturbation sessions today to one. I feel we have been through a lot together and it deserves a proper burial.
I shall miss him and he wont be easily replaced...the sex shop is all the way across town.
On top of that, this is my second day quitting smoking. It's almost dinner time day two an I havent had a cigarette.
I really want to masturbate really really bad but my only alternative is this horrible pink dildo I bought that is somewhere under my bed collecting dust. I dont care to penitrate myself with plalic objects unless they are attached to a man, external stimulation is beautiful and something I can enjoy alone.
Rest in peace my shiny little friend, Ill miss you...until I get home from the sex shop. *looks at Day Timer*
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