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		<title>God Farted Out My Family Tree</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/fubar/post-3114.html</link>
		<description>It started out innocently enough.  I emailed the following picture from the Last Supper thread to some folks that included my family:

 http://www.leethacker.com/imagehut/images/510last%20happy%20meal.jpg .

The subject of my email was "Sacrilege".  Th...</description>
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		<title>life</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/fubar/post-3084.html</link>
		<description>sucks</description>
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		<title>El Fenix</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/fubar/post-3038.html</link>
		<description>This is the most boring blog yet posted by anyone on the asylum.  Turn back now.  You have been warned.


Some of you from outside of Dallas, and certainly everyone outside of Texas is probably wondering what the hell an El Fenix is.  Or more accuratel...</description>
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		<title>suffer the little children</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/fubar/post-3025.html</link>
		<description>First and foremost:  I was fully awake when this happened and guarantee the authenticity the following content.



So, my kids are in a play along with two other kids at a local theatre.  Of the kids, three are homeschooled.  One is not.  Let's call th...</description>
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		<title>My little bit of heaven.</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/fubar/post-2997.html</link>
		<description>She came into this world without a sound.  Her simple, serene gaze fell upon everyone in the room; her baby blue eyes enrapturing us all with just a glance.  Just looking upon her made my heart fill with a love that I never knew could exist.

I felt pr...</description>
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		<title>Stormy and the Golden Shower</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/fubar/post-2992.html</link>
		<description>I hated being the white knight in high school.  I was always told "You're like a brother" or "You're a really good listener".  Something about my nature made me try to help all of the girls I knew feel better about themselves.  When I graduated I decid...</description>
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		<title>I'm new to guilt.</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/fubar/post-2990.html</link>
		<description>I dated this chick for about 8 months and had a hell of a time getting rid of her.  Well, I guess date isn't the right word.  We had one date in 8 months and the rest was just sex, mainly oral, mainly her deep throating and swallowing.  She was what yo...</description>
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