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suffer the little children
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First and foremost: I was fully awake when this happened and guarantee the authenticity the following content.
So, my kids are in a play along with two other kids at a local theatre. Of the kids, three are homeschooled. One is not. Let's call the one who is not "Dumbass".
So, I'm backstage with the kids trying to keep them quiet (reminder to me to seek advice from Hawley) and Dumbass says "Watch! I can make my faith (face) turn weewy weewy wed."
She then proceeds to make faces like she is trying to make feces. After about a minute of this I said "Hey, Dumbass. You're gonna make yourself pass out if you don't stop."
She stuck her tongue out at me, while maintaining proper strainage, and continued with her feat of ignorance.
I went back to reading my audio magazine and forgot about the kid. About another minute after that, I heard one of the other kids say "Don't fall on me!"
I looked up just in time to see Dumbass fall face first into the corner of one of the makeup tables.
It was the most awesomest thing I ever did see.
Homeschool >>>> public school.
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