Am I supposed to read your articles and be what? Interested?

Maybe it’s the tumor in my head slowly pushing against the unyielding bone of my skull, maybe it’s just sobriety. But I don’t get it.

If I want to read such a prosaic morass of banality I’d read Velikovsky.

Truly, does nothing more exciting happen to us? Are these ramblings all you can write about?

Don’t you people know how to live?

Surely a few of you have some venereal diseases you can talk about? I’d rather hear what your thrush smells like than listen to any more meandering drivel (mine own excepted).

I hope I’m not coming off as harsh here. I just don’t want you thinking your posts are any good. It strikes me that posting on the main page for many is nothing more than ego masturbation. You have no point to your piece. It is a vanity.

I like that we have a forum to criticize or praise these posts. But in the main we are too polite to tell the truth. Consider this the truth.

Am I wrong to pine for the times we had on SPF? Sad as it sounds, SPF was my life back then, and I loved it. It just shows that it isn’t just the people that made those times as fun as they were, but the place too. Now you’ve all moved away and SPF is unmitigatedly shit. And while most of you are here, the feel is different. Not bad. I still have fun here. Just not as much.

Such nostalgia! Being able to post pictures to the main forum without being moaned at to remove them. Being able to crush some poor fool beneath the heel of my boot, knowing they will never have the courage to return. Spending my time thinking of retorts for those that maligned me.

God I miss that.

The Asylum is great. I spend a lot of my time here. In fact being 3500 miles away from my friends and family it has bridged in me something that has been missing.

Thank God for Gary Coleman. His contempt is fun. He reminds me of what it used to be like. He doesn’t give a fuck what you think. ToadyRage said once it’s all just shits and giggles. That summed it up pretty well.

Post me something here that will make me laugh. Something that will make me think. Don’t post poetry.