http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/ en-us http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2358.html (ROOTERS ## Beaver Meadows, NY) An Asylumnation benefit Christmas play and musical for elderly residents of Sunset Acres Resthome was canceled following a power outage midway through the performance early Tuesday evening. Various law enforcement and e... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2357.html (ROOTERS - Jiggs, NV) Herkimer Eugene McGinty, ostensibly of Evening Shade Resthome in Winslow, Arizona, was arrested early Sunday south of Elko, Nevada after an area rancher, who requested anonymity, notified local authorities complaining of a man dis... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2356.html (ROOTERS ## Baghdad, Iraq) Apparently taking a que from Osama Bin Laden's recent video pronouncement broadcasted by Al Jazeera, Saddam Hussein vowed the Iraqi people will stand defiant against the infidels with a series of relentless and increasingly "... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2355.html (ROOTERS ## Cuckoo. VA) Disease investigators tried Wednesday to track down the source of a bizarre contagion tentatively dubbed the "boobonic plague" that apparently caused a British citizen and Virginia woman to sprout gargantuan breasts. Health of... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2352.html (ROOTERS ## Kermit, TX) A joint RV roundup and jamboree sponsored by the AARP (American Association Of Retired Persons) and VFW (Veterans Of Foreign Wars) ended on a sour note late Saturday evening. Josephine Prather, known to her affectionate fans a... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2351.html (ROOTERS ## Otisfield, ME) Never let it be said that Bradley Dilbeck Porterstein, up-and-coming Mcdonald's fry cook, lacks ambition. In a stunning shakeup in the corporate world of McDonald's, it was announced that Porterstein was being promoted from... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2344.html (ROOTERS ## Bible Hill, TN) Bradley Dilbeck Porterstein, itinerant internet forum poster writing in cyberspace under various pseudonyms including Paint CHiPs and RumP RanGeR, hastily called a secret press conference this afternoon to announce he was d... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2343.html (ROOTERS ## Manitou Springs, CO) Longtime Asylumnation member and prolific poster mordecai was injured in a freak accident yesterday while preparing a new routine for his act at Tom's Tom-Tom, a notorious strip joint and hot-spot on the outskirts of C... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2341.html (ROOTERS - Djibouti) ## Though details are sketchy at this time, reliable Asylumnation sources report that an American resthome resident may be lost in space. It has been confirmed that Herkimer Eugene McGinty of the Evening Shade facility in Winslow,... http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/j_e_b_stuart/post-2340.html (ROOTERS - Deer Lick, KY) ## A Minnesota fugitive wanted on numerous local, state and federal warrants slipped past armed police guards early Friday morning while in a hospital at an undisclosed Kentucky location. Anonymous sources say that Roberto Qu...