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WINSLOW ## Herkimer J. "Wonderaz" McGinty, a long time resident of Evening Shade Rest Home, was arrested late yesterday evening while standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. For several hours preceding his apprehension, Mr. McGinty was reportedly haranguing and harassing passerbys, mostly women and small children. "We were absolutely terrified!" said one woman who requested anonymity. "I mean, imagine trying to explain to your young children why that man - that abomination - would be standing out there in front of God and everyone, wearing a red brassiere! And that syringe in his head and that nasty drooling! It made me sick!" When authorities closed in, Mr. McGinty attempted to flee on a Cushman Eagle motor scooter, but lost control and crashed through the front window of The Christian Science Reading Room. As he was restrained and carried away, he kept screaming, "By the way, did I tell you I now have cable?!" Informed sources indicate a decision on charges will be made after completion of psychological testing.
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