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LA SUEUR ## Minnesota State Police tightened a dragnet in a 5-square mile area east of hiway 169 outside of La Sueur, seeking to apprehend a man dubbed by the media as "The Mad Scatter". The suspect has been tentatively identified as Dingle Van Winkle, a vagrant arrested a few days ago while disrupting church revival services in Coon Rapids. The Mad Scatter is tied to several incidents of aggressive projectile bowel movement attacks, most of which have been from various overpasses crossing major highways throughout the state. In nearly every instance, his victims have been driving either Kia or Hyundai vehicles. The one exception was a nun pedaling a bicycle on the shoulder of Highway 10 near Good Thunder.
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