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SLEEPY EYE ## Minnesota authorities have been busy analyzing "crap circles" that have proliferated in recent weeks on various football fields and baseball diamonds throughout the state. Marked by their puzzling and intricate geometric designs, scientists are also at a loss to explain the sheer volume of fecal matter used in the creations. State investigators are presently running down leads that may tie the crap circles to the "The Mad Scatter", a vagrant who goes by "Dingle Van Winkle". Mr. Van Winkle has been sighted in the vicinity of several of the crap circles, along with another man who has been identified from police photo-files as Herkimer J. "Wonderaz" McGinty. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of either of these men should contact authorities at once. McGinty has several warrants outstanding from Arizona and is reputedly unpredictable and overly self-medicated.
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