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goatboy's nookie nation appeal denied
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CYBERIA, ASYLUMNATION ## Earlier today, Herkimer J. "Wonderaz" McGinty announced AsylumNation administrators have denied Anal "Goatboy" Roberts' appeal for entry in the Roshigoth's Nookie Nation Sweepstakes. The appeal was lodged after Mad Dog MstrG's investigation of a stalking complaint led to apprehension of Roberts in a women's restroom stall on the groundfloor of a dormitory at Rosh's campus.
Denial of Roberts' appeal came after numerous thorough and exhaustive deep body cavity searches conducted by Dingle Van Winkle. "It was a nasty, filthy job, but I love my job and, after all, somebody had to do it in the interest of fair play!", said Winkle.
Winkle continued, "We made it clear the contest was open only to female members 18 years of age or over. As for Mr. Roberts, the only thing I'm sure of is, he ain't no woman."
Mr. Roberts is demanding an appeal of his appeal, citing the need for yet more testing and body cavity searches, claiming those conducted to-date are inconclusive. McGinty reported his demand is under consideration.
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