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dingle ups the pantie ante
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OLUSTEE, OK ## Dingle Van Winkle a/k/a Mad Scatter issued the following "used pantie" challenge earlier today:
"While illusion's initiative and efforts at commerce are arguably commendable, she's taking advantage of the misguided and the uninformed. Truth is, she's strictly a rank amateur. 'Used panties', my ass. She don't know shit from shinola.
I'll extend this offer to any good Asylum member . . . you want seriously stanky panties? Uncompromisingly rotten drawers? Don't pay the big bucks for 'em, 'cause I'll fix you right up.
All you need do is mail your panties, drawers, or whatever, to me in care of that jackass wonderaz and I'll dump a fresh, major league load o' crap in 'em that's sure to knock your head clean off your shoulders with just one whiff ## and everyone else's in the vicinity, for that matter. Not recommended for people with heart conditions or frail constitutions.
These make great gag gifts and most people are rendered speechless in a matter of seconds. If you smoke 'em, though, out of an abundance of caution, be sure your shots are all up-to-date.
One other small item . . . I'm currently fighting extradition to Minnesota on some trumped-up charges and my legal bills are mounting. So, if you can throw in a few extra bucks when you send me your stuff, I'll be sure and whip up an extra-big, custom batch."
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