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First things first
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Hi, I'm Matt.
Not really all that familiar with blogs. Weblog eh? The hell it is! What do I do now? Tell you about my day? That's crazy talk. But if something interesting happens, be certain that I'll consider writing about it. Vaguely.
Due to readers requests, this entry is now edited.
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First things first: Paranoia
I used to hate driving because I was sure I'd get pulled over and be sent to jail. My car didn't even contain coke OR cokeheads.
More paranoia
Met someone from the internet Saturday. Haven't done that in years. Enjoyed myself and didn't get murdered, so it was worthwhile. No murder, but I did get force-fed a nutri grain bar, sat upon, punched in the penis, and drawn on. Filing this under paranoia because at first I was hesitant about the meeting. I could be murdered after all, or BORED. No one wants that.
Bad news
Was about two inches away from back-handing a man in the testicals earlier. He commented that my technique was improving and I laughed and laughed.
Good news
Finally made plans this morning to bring my child into this world. Was afraid I wouldn't be able to find a suitable female for this task in my lifetime, when instead I found the best person in the country. Reggie Jr's first language won't be English. This much I know so far. Expect him destroying worlds and creating understanding around 2009/2010.
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Music!
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