That’s right. Brooklyn Beckham is in fact, the designated leader of the global neo-communist revolution. His parents, Posh Spice (a.k.a. Victoria “The Communist” Adams) and David “SlipperySlope” Beckham, are the leaders of the west European underground communist movement. A team of Dutch scientists engineered this alleged “baby” in 1993 and his embryo was frozen until mid-1998 when the actual fertilization took place. Case in point, the media reports show that Brooklyn’s middle name is “Joseph”. As in “Joseph Stalin” the ruthless leader of the Soviet Union (from 1928 to 1953).

But recent evidence shows that not all has gone according to the communist plan. Its seems Brooklyn, being unnaturally gifted in many areas, has developed a political agenda of his own. His parents were so distressed by this, that they could barely hold on to their secret identities as famous cultural figures. At first little Joseph was more than willing to buy into the social ideology spoon fed to him by the various seedy communists moving through the Beckham household. The truth however, seemed more appealing. Disguised as a small travelling salesman, Brooklyn would sneak out of the house during the night and spend hours in the library reading political literature. He quickly overcame his lack of motor skills. By the time he was 15 months old Brooklyn was a very sneaky baby.

The communists were not pleased, naturally. They had big plans for their cerebral marvel. Now they were scared. The Baby was doing things that they didn’t understand. The entire eastern wing of the Beckham estate was converted into a massive fort, where Brooklyn would stay, all alone, for days and even weeks. Posh spice and her husband didn’t seem to mind. It was as if their son has somehow “neutralized” them. The west European cell was now without true leaders, except for a little chubby baby with secret goals that (as it became more apparent) had nothing to do with communism.

The revolution was over.

For the past few months there has been no word of Brooklyn Beckham’s whereabouts. He left Europe and wasn’t located by any communists around the world. However, people “in the know” say that he might appear before the high (communist) council when it meets in Spain this July. What will he say?

In his few years on this earth Brooklyn has already achieved more than most people achieve in a lifetime. But he has also known more suffering. He has been prosecuted for his beliefs, and hated for his abnormality. When Brooklyn Joseph Beckham will speak before the communists, the WORLD will be listening.