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	<title>Flakes of Reality by Paint CHiPs</title>
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		<title>Asylum Dumb Fuck Tournament</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2363.html</link>
		<description>Are you bummed that March Madness has come and gone?  Lacking in sports betting opportunities now that the Kentucky Derby has been run?  Upset that the football season is so far away?  Don't give a shit about professional basketball like the rest of Am...</description>
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		<title>The Political Season at Asylum</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2362.html</link>
		<description>Well, with the Wisconsin primary upon us and Super Tuesday rapidly approaching, it looks like we might have to say goodbye to Howard Dean, the evanescent  "Madman of Montpelier" who spent his entire run for the nomination tearing off hands and eating b...</description>
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		<title>Please Baby Baby Please</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2520.html</link>
		<description>People have never been my strongest suit.  The apartment is wall to wall with them.  Drunk people, sober people, short people, tall people, girl people, guy people, girl people, girl people.  Lots and lots of people.


	Many people simply shove thei...</description>
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		<title>The Drink</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2519.html</link>
		<description>Crashing through the thick brush, the leaves and twigs crunching under my feet as I fled, I can't remember if the tears were because I was screaming inside or if they were because I kept getting whipped in the face with errant branches.  I was trying t...</description>
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		<title>Polls enabled</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2323.html</link>
		<description>When we opened up the new forum software, there was much talk of the poll feature and whether or not we would enable the feature.  As we had many other things to work with at the time, we promised we'd re-visit the idea once things had settled down.
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		<title>New Cam Added</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2317.html</link>
		<description>Check out the lovely Miss FunkaY on cell block 4.</description>
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		<title>NEW FORUM!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2303.html</link>
		<description>Hey there. Time to change the bookmarks. If you haven't been around during the last day, you may not yet know that we are now fully in the process of converting our old UBB board into a brand spanking new vBulletin board, with all sorts of bells, whist...</description>
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		<title>The Ice Storm</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2506.html</link>
		<description>In March of 1991 I was living in Rochester New York.  I would have been about 12ish or so at the time I guess.  It had been a fairly heavy winter that year as I recall, but nothing living in upstate New York doesn't prepare you for.  But one particular...</description>
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		<title>Spirit Animal</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2497.html</link>
		<description>I'm not a superstitious person by nature, but I believe there is a lot of stuff out there that I don't understand in the least. And, if cornered, I would have to say that people like the Native Americans and Wiccans and self-proclaimed witches probably...</description>
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		<title>Deep Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/paint_chips/post-2282.html</link>
		<description>Hi!  Big news!Say hello to our new column!Existensial Dialetics by Spooky!!!Look for a thoughtful excursion into grey matter every two weeks, as Spooky takes time out of his busy schedule to give you the low-down on the thoughts of smart dead guys.  As...</description>
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