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		<title>Stay tuned...</title>
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		<description>We will be doing some work, upgrades, remodeling and revamping of some sections of the site, including this one.  Love each other, and your cheese..</description>
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		<title>Did you ever wonder why</title>
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		<description>Why is it the drive through always screws up my order?







That's why.</description>
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		<title>Chi Burger</title>
		<link>http://www.asylumnation.com/blogs/t_h_e_a_s_y_l_u_m/post-2518.html</link>
		<description>I hate when that happens.</description>
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		<title>Hannibal</title>
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		<description>"Hannibal", the long-awaited sequel to "Silence Of The Lambs", hits the theatres nationwide today (Friday, Feb. 9th).  A friend of mine, however, owns a double-screen theatre a couple of towns down the road from me.  When he extended an invitation for ...</description>
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		<title>The Return of the Ebola, Part Dos</title>
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		<description>I woke up about the crack of nine with flies buzzing around the cargo bay of the Ebola Grape. When I had gotten the door unbolted, which I did to keep that bastard JEB from killing me in my sleep and eating me, I climbed down to the beach. It had a sor...</description>
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		<title>Got Porn?</title>
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		<description>PRON Kitty says:"My hard drive hurts"</description>
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		<title>American Outlaws</title>
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		<description>I imagine y'all think I'm gonna give ya a movie review.  Well, you kin kiss my ass 'cuz I'm pissed.You may be asking yourself, "Why in tarnation is ol' JEB pissed?"  Well, gladya asked, cuz I'm gonna tellya.Yer pal JEB's good name 'n' reputation has be...</description>
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		<title>American Pie 2</title>
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		<description>If I can think o' anythin' that sets this summer apart in particular, it'd prob'ly be that this seems to be the summer o' sequels.  Havin' said that, I don't mean to imply anythin' negative or positive 'bout that ## just an observation.I have a friend ...</description>
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		<title>The Jackass From Ipanema</title>
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		<description>Some things that occur in life are so absurd--so patently preposterous--as to render credibility a most elusive commodity in the telling.  To be precise, for more years than I'll ever confess, my life 'n' times have been hopelessly intertwined and enta...</description>
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		<title>Duets</title>
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		<description>DuetsAvailable on home video.  This could have been a really good movie.  As it stands I think it will have to be satisfied with being "okay".Duets, directed by Bruce Paltrow (yes, her father), is three seperate storylines all rolled into one and all h...</description>
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